shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Well, I have had the pleasure of kicking him in the nuts. The fucker. I hate him. Fucking SHITHEAD-- *DRINKS AGAIN*

Anyway. Lenni still a bitch?

 

culinary BLASPHEME

 

Awww Your First Corruption In Office. They Grow Up So Fast.
[She laughs. and makes a finger diamond.]

 

Yeah, but... I say, "Don't kill people with cars," and you're like, "Fuck you! I will steal a car and kill people with it!"

 

-She adds whipped cream and then another waffle on top.-

 

SHOTS? I WILL DO SHOTS DO YOU HAVE A GUN? WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING?

 

I Would Rather Set Myself On Fire Than Even Look At Your Adult Male Guardians Pants Region.

 

BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU

STONE THE SACCHARINE WITCH

 

Fuck you. She totally is, but we've handled that.
=_=

I MEAN WE CAN SHOOT THINGS TOO. I was just talking about these, but, y'know.
o_o
^_^
[He gestures grandly at the arrangement of shots on his table.]

You drink 'em.
^_~

 

Thats Not What Either Of Us Said. I Was Talking About How Much Easier It Is To Kill People When You Are Sober, You Started Talking About How Saying These Kinds Of Things Apparently Barrs Me From Obtaining Some Arbitrary Permission Slip I Dont Care About And I Said That I Give No Fucks About The Permission Slip. Or The Arbitrary Authority Of "Police". Or About Property Laws.

 

... *Drinks again* .... *Chugs the whole bottle*

*THROWS THE BOTTLE AT WRENCH*

 

unrelated but my aesthetic is a BigAss academic style lexicon interwoven w swearwords n internet slang

flows so fuckin SMOOTH

 

Do you at least give a fuck about not killing people with your theoretical car?

 

OOH PRETTY! WE CAN SHOOT THINGS LATER! -grabs something colourful and drinks.-

 

Norm Im A Sufferist. Of Fucking Course I Dont Kill People With A Car On Purpose Outside Of Very Specific Circumstances Forcing My Fucking Hand.
Im Just Also A Troll, And A Heretical Punk That Squatted In Abandoned Hives For The Better Part Of The Last Sweep. Im Not Exactly Gonna Be Hesitant About Defying Authority, Or Pretend I Am Some Kind Of Wilting Flower Who Has Never Seen Death.

 

whats the point of giving a fuck.

 

That's the spirit!
^_^

[Wilhelmscream.mp3]

 

Yeah, but you can see why people would be nervous about you having a car if you talk about killing people with one, right?

Giving a fuck is motivation not to kill people with your fucking car!

 

no, giving a fuck about jail and legal fees is motivation not to kill people with my car.

 

No? Why Should I Pretend Like This Isnt A Possible Application Of A Car? Should We All Pretend Stabbings Dont Happen or Else People Will Be Nervous To Give Us A Damned Kitchen Knife?