shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

!_!
[He high-fives Clover despite having done nothing of value here.]

 

got me doing what, exactly.

 

IIIIII'm the smartest!

 

[Nods.] Copper's ours! But you can have iron if you want.

[Thoughtful clicking sounds different than concerned clicking.] Maybe? Why is killing people different from killing animals, though? Why should I be bothered about either, except that I like some of both? We probably didn't have to clear all the planets, no, except that the handlers say so. We didn't get to use any of them, frag only knows what Command wanted them for. But 'could've been' doesn't change 'is'. They're dead, they were used, the Ground will return them when they're ready to resurface. Why is using what we have wrong?

<He's a fragger and he likes handlers.>

"Handlers and commanders" like that's not how nearly the whole army treats us. Bugs aren't people! Beasts are only people if Lord Soundwave is personally looking out for them, and he doesn't even swarm right!!

 

What did Hippolyta ever do to you? I think that's rather excessive, whatever it is.

 

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

-conflicted bug grooms @Thunderwing soothingly- I have blueprints from you guns and grenades1 they´re good !!! Thunderwing he´s kinda rude but he makes good weapons he´s a [fixer] he can´t be all bad? Right? -hopeful bug-

 

Kit's important but functioning without it is too. Probably more so. If you can't manage without when the blaster goes dead there's not much hope.

-takes some paces back from oneira and sets herself in a nice, solid mandalorian brawling stance-

Natural claws? I've always felt a bit lacking in the department.

 

i didnt fall.

 

[Alarmed bug screms back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

Who the frag is Hippolyta and what do they have to do with this.

 

I'd like some iron, thanks.

Mmm. Well, he's not an insect-alt, I don't think he can swarm, as such. He's carrying instead. But have you talked to Minister Flux? He's a beastformer, he's advocating for Cybertronian beastformers.

 

-Scream contest! LOUDER SCREAM FROM TINY BABY ROBOT-

-offended screech-

 

Shhh, shh, darling, it's all right, I won't let anyone hurt you like that. Come here. Let's calm down.

This is Hippolyta, my daughter. You've just graphically displayed her alt being dismembered, so she's understandably upset.

 

Yeah but you LOOKED STUPID for like three seconds and that's all we've ever wanted.
^_^

 

... Right, I am aware of that and I am very sorry, but high command is high command and the insecticon handlers are a different bag of bolts all together and I agree they should all be slagged. I understand finding high command disagreeable, as I said. But at this point it sounds like Thunderwing wants to settle this the traditional Decepticon way. With our fists.
[Tiny robot will fight big bug if necessary don't test her.]

 

-cling to daddy- Don't like her! Don't like her!

 

I think people are upset with the old Primes. Both the false ones and the real ones. It's not you.

-She awkwardly pats Hippolyta.-

They don't know you exist.

 

[He has no idea who this is or why they're screaming but YES SCREAM SCREAMING IS GOOD YELL YOUR FRUSTRATIONS TO THE SKY]

<He's a fixer with only four limbs and no wings.>

[He carefully shears off a lump of iron and nudges it over to Archive.] Who's Flux?

 

Oh thank you! I am willing to share more blueprints of newer project if you want, later.