shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[This actually manages to shut him up; his optic band flickers a few times, and he tilts his head from side to side. Insecticon noises??? Coming out of a two-wheeler???? What??? Is this???? He chitters an uncertain greeting, puffing his plating up a little again. Lorge bug, don't fight him, please don't fight him.]

[He has been sufficiently derailed to stop yelling at random bystanders, at least for now.] ...Cause? What cause? You're Command-swarm? How?

...oh. Afraid of dying? I can't make and of you not-die. Or not afraid. [He shrugs.] I can't make everyone change targets either?? I... don't know what you want here anymore? I'm not gonna stop protecting everyone, and I'm not on active hunt-duty.

 

Oh...hello

 

Something like that, yes.

You don't sound very sure. Why don't you have some anyway? You don't want to have to stop playing your game for low fuel levels, do you?

 

"Protect everyone," says Lissa. "That's good. Everyone."

 

I can hide in the BEST places! -wiggles to be let down-

...-big optics- If I hide and get hungry will I have to wait till I'm found to get fuel?

 

-hide behind bugfriend, somehow a stash of weapons and fixing has appeared. He offers thunders some-

[Wrote bluepirnts to everyones weapons! and to the planet killers! Command swarm fixer!]

 

(Oneira is, however, not really used to people just opting to try and tank her. Most people at least try to dodge. Either this one severely overestimates herself, or has an ace up her sleeves. Whatever it may be, goes for ramming her shoulder into Jamethiel's chest.)

 

A cute age.

-She smiles tentatively.-

 

vwhere do they go.

 

"Or at least the people who are willing to protect you and yours if you protect them and theirs," Ford says. "If someone's trying to wipe you out, you defend what's yours, and blow them into the next ten dimensions, and eat what's left if you can, I don't care, but don't just kill people because they're there." He produces a platter of scallops wrapped up in bacon and feeds one to Lissa.

 

Spoiler: War stuff

If you don't attack what they tell you to, you don't get to exist!!! If you don't eat what they tell you to, you don't get to eat and then you don't get to exist!!! They don't support dead weight, you know!!!

 

"I understand that," Lissa says, "but that's over now, right? So let's don't let it happen again."

 

(For reference, only loud yelling. No bug noises, as far as I know, or only as close as a bike frame can imitate them. Windshear heard yelling, so she's yelling back.)

 

Why don't you have some now, so you don't have to worry about it?
-produces an energon cube-

-he laughs-
I think so.

 

HELLO!

INSIDE ME! THEY FIZZ!

 

Yes, we can play after you eat, Hippolyta.

 

Okay! -claims the cube- Don't want to hide being hungry! -drinks enthusiatically, giving herself an energon moustache-

 

I EATED CAN WE PLAY NOW? -she drops the energon cube and wriggles to be let down again. She's still got the moustache-

 

It's over for me, but who knows if the cease fire message had gotten to everyone??? There were a lot of people stationed very far out!!! I don't want it to happen again, and I don't think Minister Flux or the captains will let it happen to me again, but sometimes you're outgunned!!!

 

Yes.