shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"He is the big husband, remember? and I am the small but fierce Mistress."

 

"...at least that sounds familiar."

 

Oh darling I am so sorry about your lack of style.

 

-Archive giggles.-

 

Lissa produces her wallet and unfolds it in Jacob's general direction. It is full of Jezebel's baby pictures, although she couldn't get a wallet-size print of the ultrasound. "This is a kit."

 

Lissa giggles back at her.

 

-having gone in for the punch she is committed to this movement and takes the headbutt straight to the helmet. she can only hope taking a forehead to pure, lightsaber resistant mandalorian iron is as unpleasant for the troll as jame getting her head being jerked back by the headbutt is. perhaps she relied a tad too much on being able to take hits that should kill a bantha...new plan, get her arm free. with her free arm she grabs at oneira's and squeezes down. hard. crushgaunts were very well named, offering arm strength on par with a wookie-

 

Don't be. I rarely do anything fun. I mostly focus on finding my targets.

 

(Windshear grins)
I got a friend who does it so much it got to be her damn name. Always startles me. Loud noises means I get a chance at fighting, stuff or people dropping from the ceiling means bad news!
What's fighting like for you?

 

Oh! Sorry! The other one-- with the dried hide overlayer?-- had words for having two partners, so I thought maybe someone would have a word for four? And someone did! I just... got mixed up a little with who was talking to who. Glow says it'd be easier to tell if I could see where people were looking? But I don't even know where your visual input is!

Full phrase is 'conjunx endura'! There's also 'amica endura', but I don't have any of those. Which is kind of silly to some people, because they think you're only supposed to have one conjunx but lots of amicae!

 

Messy? I like it when there's a challenge but easy is nice too, it means I can get back to keeping my optics on the actual mission! Also it usually means a snack!

 

Hearts is who you would cut the world for.
Diamonds who keeps your back from enemy blades.
Clubs is who makes sure the world is not sliced to ribbons.
And Spades is who you compare kill counters with.

 

"...the answer to all of those questions is Lissa," Ford says, raising an eyebrow.

 

"Stanley too," Lissa points out. "Except not so much on the making sure the world isn't sliced to ribbons."

 

(It is, in fact, unpleasant to headbutt a helmet. Why did Oneira think this was a good idea--
Oneira actually yelps when Jamethiel goes for her other arm. Ow, what the fuck. Her grip loosens.)
(Oneira never kicks because a solid stance is the base of her fighting style, but this deserves a kick. It's a blind one, though, and might just as well not connect.)

 

But those are all the same people for me? And for... Lissa and her big husband too it sounds like?

 

And for me and Index, although we've never killed people.

 

-just loose enough for jame to free her arm. arm free, she lightens up on her hold some to ease the pain. she does pull forward though, trying to get oneira even more off balance than she currently is with the kick-

 

Oh, do tell.
'S just where this conversation fell
But I see you're not following well.

(Aurora makes a face)
Why not stop trying to life so half-hearted?

 

"Okay, Stanley too, but he's my brother, that's not a romance." Ford grins at her. "We used to fight a lot more before you came along."