shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

4D105 M07H3RFUCK3R!!!!!!!!! H4V3 FUN SH0V1N6 4 R0TT3N F15H UP Y0UR T1NY *censored*

 

Spoiler: body horror

*Sad cloun head shake.*

 

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DON7 W0RRY TH0 175 N07 7H47 G00D Y0U 4RN7 M1551N6 0U7 0N MUCH
*he munches away, he actually likes it a lot but doesn't want Kurloz to feel bad*

 

-time to skedaddle-

 

...sorry.

 

-smirk at her, sits with a cube to watch the schenanigans-

 

Oh! That sounds useful. So you can ask them stuff?

And then you tell people stuff you learned when they need it right?

 

Primus I hate them, i hate them all.

Oh man, I don't want you to apologize you're like the least offensive :) I might jettison you an' the pink one last even.

 

-He flinches.-

 

Ratio my sweet darling menace, don´t take it out on him. Save it for the jokers who started this.

 

"There are Devisen'ya on your ship?" Lissa blinks.

(("Devisen" is also the name of some prominent families in my universe, but for some reason Valiska has never twigged to this--probably because she doesn't expect them to gun for her, given that she doesn't look or act Beijada.))

 

[He holds up a (nonsentient) dataslab and snaps it in half. The look on his face is not amused.]

 

... fine. fine.
[He still looks distinctly murderous.]

Sure there fraggin are! Twin-sparked jokesters just ruined a perfectly good cycle for me! Pits letting these slagged colonists in on this was a bad idea from the start.

 

Ya wanna go? Ya wanna fraggin go? I've snuffed sparks in larger frames than you!

 

-Stentato hides behind Burlesque.-

Sorry!

 

As much as I would dearly love to see you scramble up my leg like an annoying parasite, no. I would appreciate it if you stopped threatening the victim of a clearly targeted slander campaign.

[He reaches behind himself and bends a little to pat Stentato on the helm.]

 

Sorry, my mate I think ya got the wrong twin, I'm not the one that has morals and slag :)

 

The threat works equally well towards either of you. I don't have to snap you in half.

 

-winces-

-petpet-

-SIGH- "Cut it out, both of you." -hesoundy at the ned of his patience-

 

I'm fine.