shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Your 'rough week' doesn't mean I won't fraggin' call you on your low blows. Stop dragging innocent bystanders' into your hissyfit are you still in your first century???

Ignore him doc Vali he's being a spawn of a glitch right noooooyou aren't doc Vali who are you?

Ratio I swear to Primus

 

-hands him more rust bunches.- Here, sweet enough to clog your wires, you menace.

 

-She shoves a handful in her mouth, optics flaring.-

This is good!!

 

"I think I am her counterpart in another dimension," says Lissa. "Her Ford and she live in her world, but I live in Gravity Falls."

 

Huh! Alright then. You use a different name?

 

I am sincerely sorry, some Decepticon habits are harder to break than others.

 

*PHWEEEEEEEEET.*

Mituna, I am heavily disapp9inted in y9u. Y9u 9f all individuals (tw: singlen9rmativity, multiplicity erasure) sh9uld understand the severely a6leist c9nn9tati9ns 9f requesting a disa6led tr9ll t9 perf9rm an acti9n he is physically incapa6le 9f. H9w w9uld y9u feel if I 9ffered y9u a f9ur-wheeled sc99ting device f9r wigglers and asked that y9u perf9rm a "trick" 9n it f9r my entertainment? Additi9nally, as Kurl9z has ceased t9 6e alive, he is n9 l9nger in need 9f sustenance and I'm sure he feels even m9re triggered 6y y9ur 6latant disregard 9f his m9rtality.

 

Suck my spike, Ven, I've been good for way too long. Everyone's had their scheduled li'l breakdowns all over the ship already jus' cause I'm usually all smiles 'n' jokes don't mean I'm okay.

[He poutily eats them. Atleast candy never judges him.]

 

Yes, goes great with shows.

Good luck Cap-

-What is that?

 

"I'm Lissa Beijada-Pines."

She smiles. "Scarlet Woman of the Gravity Falls Grand Lodge, annual winner of the county rose exhibition and occasionally the Mysterious Catwoman at the Mystery Mansion shows, but not again until Stan gets DC Comics off his ass."

 

-pets his helm- Want a drink?

 

... yeah...
[He leans hard into Libby's side]

 

-makes engex appear. Nice stuff, would be hellishly expensive in the real world.-

 

Don't have to be good just aim the damn cannons at someone who can take a hit! Like not the victims of the latest round of jetfuel!

A... Slag what's the species name troll? Beforan troll I think? Who probably pops his panels over rule-abiding minutia more than Ultra Magnus but.

Huh. Any honorifics or...? Doc Vali's Doc Vali 'cause she's got like thirty doctorates but I don't think you mentioned anything similar?

 

Excuse me, 6ut y9ur use 9f the w9rd 'what' instead 9f 'wh9' implies that I am an 96ject t9 6e gawked at instead 9f a fully-gr9wn aut9n9m9us tr9ll wh9 is 69th sentient and intelligent. I am Kankri Vantas, a tr9ll fr9m the planet 6ef9rus.

 

[He takes a sip and makes a practically pornographic noise.]
Slaaaaaaag that's been a while since we stole that from the old fragger's stockpile.

[He pulls a face, guilty but also kind of hurt.] Didn't even mean what I said. Who even threatens what they're actually gonna do, that's jus' stupid.

 

Ford is actually amazed and heartened by Nichrome's response; he won't humiliate the racist bastard further by speaking, but he does grin at her. The thing about being a cynical SOB is that once in awhile when you're wrong, it's delightful.

 

[She rolls her optics at him. What, did he think she was that bad at her job?]

 

"Just Lissa." Lissa shrugs. "I know a lot of science and a lot of magic because I help Ford, but I haven't ever really been to school."

 

People who actually plan slag? I dunno bro threats are kinda not my thing!