shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I WOULDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE GOD TIER THING. MINE WAS MOSTLY A USELESS TITLE THAT PARADOX SPACE COULD LORD OVER ME AT WHIM, SORT OF LIKE A CRUEL AND MOCKING DEITY I COULD ASPIRE TO BE LIKE. KANAYA AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN'T FLY, WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKED UP IF YOU ASK ME. TEREZI HAS THE JETPACK, AT LEAST

ARE YOU HITTING ON ME. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LAYING IT ON KIND OF THICK WITH THE PALE, SO I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU'RE PROBABLY MOCKING ME AND MY INTEREST IN QUADRANT STUDIES, BUT I'M NOT SURE. EITHER WAY I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS, MY QUADRANTS ARE PRETTY TIED UP AT THE MOMENT

BEHOLD MY MOST HOLY AND MIDDLEST OF FINGERS AND QUIVER BEFORE IT, CULTIE

 

Im Beholding. Call Me Cultie Again And I Might Lick It, Make It Count Yknow, Im Already Kind Of Pissing On My Chances With The Rest Of Us.

 

YEAHHHHHHHHH DON'T TOUCH ME

 

-Urge to poke rises. She may be seven sweeps old but she is also sometimes acting like a seven year old.-
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Yeah No I Wont Pretend I Am Too Much Of An Adult For This Today.
-SHE POKE! THE CRAB BOY!!-

 

Spoiler: gif

 

I think it was just a bad joke. And that's why I took it literally. 'Cause it seemed too bad to actually be a joke.

 

That Was One Hundred Percent Worth It

 

I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I'D HATE MORE: THIS OBNOXIOUS DISPLAY OR IF YOU'D ACTUALLY QUIVERED IN FEAR OF MY RIGHTEOUS AND POWERFUL MIDDLE FROND. PERHAPS I WAS SIMPLY ASKING TOO MUCH OF THE UNIVERSE WHEN I ASSUMED I'D LEFT THE "NEENER NEENER I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU" SHIT BEHIND WHEN I HIT PUBERTY

YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE CLOWNS.

 

-high five!-

 

My Pissblooded Heretic Ass Is Gonna Take That As A Compliment Just So You Know.

-THE HIGHEST OF FIVES-

 

I MEAN, IF YOU THINK I GIVE TWO WET FARTS ABOUT THE CASTE SYSTEM MAYBE YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE THE, UH, WHOLE *REASON* I'M THE ~SECOND COMING~ OF YOUR CULT MESSIAH

I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND DRONE ON AND ON ABOUT RESPECTING YOUR SUPERIORS OR WHATEVER. IT'S A LOAD OF OFFAL

 

I Am Supposed Expect That And Yet Here I Am, Kinda Going Sparkle Eyed Over This Anyways, Paranoia And Emotions Are Magic That Way.

 

(hes cute tho )8<)

 

no!!

 

And let it be known, the one we have been waiting for will even bring the prickly and curmudgeonly among us to his side by eloquence and grace.
(Oneira is grinning. It's almost splitting her face.)
That being said, anyone want coffee?

 

YOU KNOW, FOR ALL THAT PAST ME WAS INTO THE SHOCK AND AWE AND "I AM YOUR GOD, PUNY MORTAL" I'M NOT ACTUALLY FEELING THE WHOLE SPARKLE EYES IN MY GENERAL VICINITY. I'VE DECIDED! I DEFINITELY PREFER THE OBNOXIOUS SHIT

I DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT MEANT I WASN'T A PERSON, AND THAT IF ANYONE FOUND OUT I WAS GOING TO DIE VIOLENTLY AND PAINFULLY, AND PROBABLY IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PIECE OF SHIT CLOWN STONERS. WHY IN FUCK'S NAME WOULD I LIKE SOMETHING THAT DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTED TO MAKING MY LIFE AN ENDLESS MISERABLE, TERRIFYING SLOG? RIDDLE ME THIS!

 

Because the universe and the call know where your hive lives.
Coffee?

 

[Instead of responding she pokes him again, making a grabby hand at oneira witht he other to demand her coffee]

 

can vwe not.

 

DON'T GET YOUR SCRIPTURE ON ME. I HAVE A DEADLY ALLERGY AND WILL BREAK OUT IN HORRENDOUS, MUTATED WEALS BEFORE DRAMATICALLY EXPIRING. IT IS ALSO EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS. OH, NO, WHATEVER WILL YOU DO

THE WEALS. THEY'RE FORMING BENEATH MY SKIN, OH GOD, THE ITCHING. ANY MINUTE NOW I'LL BURST LIKE SOME GROTESQUE FUNGUS AND GET MY INFECTIOUS SPORES ALL OVER YOU

IS IT GOOD COFFEE? I'VE HAD MORE THAN MY SHARE OF SWILL--A SWEEP AND A HALF OF IT!--SO IF IT'S NOT GOOD I DON'T WANT IT

[he swats her hand] WOULD YOU STOP *TOUCHING* ME, YOU UNBELIEVABLE GREMLIN? ISN'T IT A SIN OR SOMETHING? IT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE A SIN IF IT ISN'T, JUST A FRIENDLY SUGGESTION FROM ME TO YOU