shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-not sure if popcorning.gifing would be appropriate. Ford might need this-

 

Ford picks himself up. "Pirkei Avot," he says, shaking his head. "You still believe."

He turns and walks back to Lissa.

"Why?"

 

(unenthusiastically) fight, fight, fight

 

"Because I am fucking done with despair." Ford walks over to Moira. "Why am I such an asshole?"

 

50 troll caegars on the One True Glasses Fuck.

 

Oh, are we having fistfights now? [Where did Afterglow come from, and where did he get a crate to perch on? You're a giant robot, Glow, you don't need to be any taller.]

 

A cube of twice-filtered on the apparent atheist.

 

You're on. And doomed. My Glasses is powered by an apparently unshakeable and ridiculous faith in some human God or something. Also he's basically The Kid but without the horns.

 

Wait shit that means we just need me and an Empress to do him in.

Well fuck.

 

Different path jaded you in different ways, more extremely. -offers popcorn- I can punch him too if you like.

 

Oh, I'm well aware I'm doomed, but I don't wager what I can't afford to lose. And besides, nihilists can come up with the most intriguing reasons to fight.

Isn't realising how fragile your darling is delightful?

 

Today sucked spike.

 

Only if I get to be the reason he's tortured. Layer on some "no but really there's nothing you can do it has to happen".

 

That feel when you watch yourself watching yourself watching yourself watching yourself watch her on the boat.

Fun shit.

 

-the answer is irrelevant, if you have one mi you have many.-

 

-they would be in her tea things and the sewing kits and the room with all the yarn boxes and oh god. she ponders this with slowing growing horror-

 

"Not you, too! I thought we just settled that question in favour of Karkat!"

 

:33 Purrhaps! We met some people in a place like this which is not really a dreambubble. they were all upset about his horn so he let them fix it. My equius did meowllow out some as well, but he keeps working way too meowch!

 

I am an augur of death and destruction. This is just what I do. See look I'm gonna harass The Woman's Tiny Clone.

Hey kid your dress is shit. The end.

 

Why are yo+u always so+ cheery.