shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'm bonded to an archer, darling, I've heard plenty of dumb and I don't mind listening to a bit more. What is it?

 

This is some bullshit. You have removed like the one joy of my life. What will I do now. Probably iron a shirt before remembering I left that corpse in the kitchen.

 

she!

 

Dear future Girl,

I left it there just for you. Remember the broom.

 

Okay. So, all the guys you know are Cronii and that's why they all claim to be girls when you're like, "I only fuck girls."

... when connected to "know" like that, it means "sexually."

 

She. So+rry.

 

i vweed out the ones thatre faking it.

 

Better clean that up before it gets stinky!

 

... but how?

You don't know what goes on in their heads. And you don't have any fancy medical degrees either.

 

mind your owvn business!

 

Nah. Leaving it there so the Boss gets pissed and beats future me with the broom. Pissed at her because she left a snide message in our room.

 

Fine. I will.

 

...I'm so frustrated I could puke, because he got to leave Devisiun with hardly a problem, and I have to worry I'll be murdered or executed or, I dunno, dragged back screaming if I ever get within reach again. It's not fair. I'm only 241.

 

-totally not pouting, fuck you- Fine. -Only because Ford also said no, really- -whispers to her Ford- At least you've got one up on him in the moirail department.

... Ancestor's rifted assholes I hope I'm the worst version of me out there.

 

Pornos Sgeorg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Yeah thanks Fam

 

point is, the girl markets been BOOMING since i offed the old king!

 

Girls are not a market.

 

girls are absolutely a market.

boys are the muck in the gutters of the girl market!

 

D --> Stubbornness is a great quality, especially for members of my caste

 

O_O wut in the frshe fuck ijs a girl market
like a plave to pick up babes or are u sellin peeps to the highest bidder
if A then we cool if B i got some shit to slay
*say
*atually slay works too