Shitposting Rave OOC

im a liiiiiil burnt out atm bc kankri is basically a magnet for dogpiling cuz he talks So Fuckin Much and then i forget 2 reply to ppl sO

assume he wandered off in a daze of social justice

 

it doesn't help that the rave is going really fast today, it's causing me to make more than a few mistakes!

 

Figured it was you but needed to make sure. And nah I'm cool. Like I got upset but it's like the upset you get when acting? That fun sort of "I'm gonna trigger myself for giggles" catharsis I guess.

 

Yeah. I have really been enjoying the Ford fight. I now know how they will get along in WT.

Man, they know right where to turn the knives.

 

TENTATIVELY feeling out signless (well, technically, sufferer bUT)

this is jaded ass post grand expletive signless basically

may or may not keep him around

 

the handmaid is just

APPALLED

 

Kablooey's latest entry inspired by my shit driving on bad roads in WD2 while distracted talking to my dad. I crashed right in front of my destination though!

 

Afterglow has been Blessed
Has anyone else even earned a lack of nickname??

 

No. Closest there is is the Dolorosa (and by extension Porrim) but really the only time the rave would see her use it openly is when mocking her. Otherwise she's just The Woman.

 

Hilariously, @Aondeug, Ford is at his absolute toppiest when he runs pitch, although he is one of those people who gets delightfully confused about the difference between "hurts" and "feels good" when he's into it.

 

TOPPING THE HANDMAID.

A FEAT ONLY HE COULD MANAGE PROBABLY.

also i mean i can get that being hard because like functionally pain is just pleasant to me even when i don't want it

Which is how Porrim's masochism ends up BECAUSE I AM BIASED.

 

-SHOVES MY TERRIBLE NEW DISASTER CHILDREN IN THE RAVE TWENTY YEARS LATEWITH STARBUKCS-

 

See the hilarity of it all is that I don't really think of him as a switch but he is, it's just that it all depends on who he's with.

 

Things are just funny that way at times.

 

Everyone he's ever topped, their name begins with S. That just occurred to me and it's hilarious.

 

omfg how

 

And then I laughed about that and choked on spit. WHOOOOO.

really though that's a funny fucking coincidence

 

especially since one of those three has topped Valiska which, to be fair, he doesn't even try or want to do, she's his queen thanks.

 

omg

 

kankri is vaguely horrified

its hard being stacy