shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"I like you better."

 

You let those singlets and cursed people push you around all the time! I don't wanna take it!

[... listen for all that he lived in basically slums, and was kidn of sort of a gang member he somehow managed to end up abhorrently sheltered so he had no idea what energon looks like when it was in someone's lines before drying.]
... You're kind of a messy eater, aren't you?

Uh-huh, that's why she gave me an important job, because taht would totally be entrustd to a joke.
Or is this some misplaced self-confidence problem thingie you're acting out here?
[... he looks... pretty smug about that burn. What an idiot nerd child]

 

I'm not sure I'd call it happy but this appears to What Is Happening so fuck it. Has happened. Will happen.

Time's funny that way.

Also I'm inclined to say your reaction is Really Fucking Weird. But really that's my thoughts on your situation in general. You're both just Really Fucking Weird.

 

[He ineffectively pulls at Blaze's arm]

 

No more time bullshit please, my head hurts.

 

Yeah, an important job that she probably thought would get you fired and stranded on some space station. I can totally see how valuable you were to her for that. How old are you, anyway?

 

It is literally all that I am, what the fuck else am I supposed to do? I don't even think in straight lines anymore. I can't.

 

[He shifts carefully to give her space to maneuver should she need to.]

Oh, no, the messy eater is my conjunx. This? This is from playing. [Not, strictly speaking, accurate; it's paint, but it's paint chosen so that various stains won't show up very well.] Lacuna, brightspark, would you like to take care of this on your own or shall I?

Spoiler: how threatening is too much threatening? slow your roll glow

It's been a good decade or two since I actually needed to get information out of a target, but he should come apart nicely all the same.

 

That's the thing, Afterglow! He's not even worth being mad at! He's just some fragging patsy she decided was disposable enough to try and get back at me with!

 

He insulted you, that's reason enough for at least a warning. He can even keep his spark!

 

Do altered states help? Because you hurt to look at.

 

That's sweet, but if I maimed everyone who insulted me nobody on Devisiun would have arms.

 

[Mumble mumble mumble something that might be a number]
Uh!! I'd have totally gotten away with it if people were actually normal around here! You're kinda sick you know!

....
[He squares his shoulder for all th good it does him. His hands may be trembling but. He is tall and strong. He will stare the terrifying cybertronian probably mass murderer down!!!]

 

I'm extremely fucking sick and Flimflam helped make me that way! Do you still wanna frag her?

 

I don't pass up on being drunk. Doesn't really help sort anything out though. Rather, I got it sorted out. But my sorted out isn't anyone else's. I'll blink and probably wake up being 6 again.

 

[He frowns, then shrugs.] If you're sure. Do let me know if you change your mind, though. It's quite relaxing, honestly.

 

Why are you like this????????

 

I just remembered I like you. -arm is still dramatically over her face-

 

Besides, it'd hurt his twin, too. Sunburner didn't insult me.

-She pats his arm.-

 

Miss Flimflam isn't cursed.