shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She laughs outright at that, even if he can't hear it.-

Yes she is!

 

Primus! Every single time! Why! Why can't you just shut up!

 

I don't have to worry about collateral damage on personal missions, but the concern is sweet.

 

-offers a nice flask of something not very nice- I have sugar, too. It's good for pain.

 

.... no she isn't?
... is she?

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK
[... can twins have a messy public breakup? Because if so it seems that that's what you're witnessing.]

 

[Afterglow will stare right back, smiling sweetly as he knows how. He did just promise he wouldn't vivisect anyone over the current offense.]

 

Do me a favor and look up how fast turbofoxes go, sweetspark.

 

-grins widely and grabs the flask-

Sugar? Sugar's good.

-takes a drink of whatever this is and is pleased by the burn-

Warm, awful, burns like hell. It's wonderful.

 

I know, right? I have to work to get it that awful. This world's too soft. -she produces a bag of sugar and offers it first, because she does have manners. It's OFF sugar, not normal sugar-

 

Spoiler: Gif

The popcorner looks like someone designed a magpie Transformer and then cut it in half lengthwise. He also looks filmy and unreal.

 

[STAAAAAAARE shaky trembly fists STAAAAAAAAARE]

.... Well they're a Turbofoxformer and I think that's kind of uh... anti-beastformer-y. of you.

[NOPE FRAG NOPE NO CAN'T SEE HIM CAN'T-]

 

Good at your work then. Whatever you do to it.

-stares at the bag of sugar bit confused-

I mean, I'd probably eat the shit by itself like a fucking child but I thought you meant more like sweets. Pastries. Something like that. Huh.

 

............
H-hi Pocket.

 

Me. Anti-beastformer.

 

Look, you okay?

 

-nasty grin and an insulting little wave-

-much nicer smile and wave-

 

[Glow turns half-away, playing coy, though his optics stay locked on Hydra's. Who, him? Dangerous? No, he's a pretty little towerling toy, see how his chest sparkles? No warrior would run around looking like that.]

 

I think he's dosing my coffee but nah, I take it straight. It's different from the other stuff. Makes my head quiet.

 

Is it drugged. Am I going to eat your super sugar and turn into a thieving cat merchant.

 

UH HUH

Please let's not do that just fragging leave us alone...

.........
[He's a bit dumb but is he that dumb?...
.........
apparently he is.]