shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

.... I mean I will be probably??? Once Blaze STOPS BEING AN AFT.-
Uh. S-sorry.

[He thoughtlessly reaches out, then pauses, unsure if he actually wants to know if this might work for once. Does he? Does he want to know...? He is... not sure if he does.]

 

Twins. Look, I'm honestly not that upset. Flimflam's good at manipulating people, especially if they're hotheads.

...and you can make stuff happen by wanting it, here.

 

-without bothering to mumble back- No can do, Blazey my mech. You know that.

-he's been watching Sunburner's hand; then he speaks up- You can?

 

Yup. I dunno what's up with you two, but. Figured that'd be good info.

 

It's a drug. Probably won't end up stealing cats. If you do take pictures and blame me.

 

[Look at the brat take his eyes off a threat. Afterglow--

--resists the impulse to follow through on the opening. He said he wouldn't, and this is Lacuna's fight to handle as she pleases. Even if 'how she pleases' is just snubbing the stupid little eyeburner.]

 

ANYWAY, Afterglow, would you like to do something more interesting than talk to him?

 

No I mean like a cat who is a merchant that steals shit. Anyway. That aside.

-plops a PEOPLE IS SOYLENT GREEN cube into her mouth-

Certainly sweet.

 

I-i...

[He wordlessly pulls Pocket into a strutcrushing hug]

 

...Huh. Thanks.
-he's firming up a little, getting less filmy and see-through-

 

steal my cats and i u

 

-he hugs back, tight and desperate and just as strut-crushing-

 

Talking? Was I talking? [Lacuna gets an instant of dazzling smile before his expression softens into something more natural.] If you'd like, of course. At least one of them is otherwise occupied anyways.

 

You-! Why-?

[OFFNDED SQUAWK]

 

Primus I can't b-believe this is actually working-

 

Do you know how to play hax? I'm terrible at it.

 

I'm not much good at it either, but I could go a round if we have nothing better to do.

 

Hmmmmm.

Do you dance?

 

-time to ignore the boring one-

I've missed touching you so much

 

I have yet to experience shapeshifting as a side-effect. -noms some herself-