shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Gently pets along Pocket's backstruts.]
Me too, me too, I-i'm s-sorry...

 

Aw g'mon we talked about this... don't need to apologise for everything... -he appears to be attempting to climb the slightly bigger mech-

 

[Don't react, don't react, she didn't mean it like that, don't react...

He may be frowning a little bit, but he at least manages to turn it into 'thoughtful' instead of 'salty'.] Not for a very long time. I do engravings and etchings, mostly; work is rather all the exertion I need.

 

Oh! That sounds really cool!

I do dancing now. Burlesque is teaching me! It's fun, I never got to learn anything like that before. I saw his show on Hedonia and I waited for him in the alley to ask him to teach me, how dumb is that?

 

I missed you so much...
[He lets Pocket climb him. In fact he picks Pocket up off the floor. His bird now. He's never gonna let go of him again]

 

[upset vaguely offensive grumbling about cursed freaks of nature]

 

That's really offensive, dude. Don't you respect your brother?

 

-Pocket nestles in against his chest and offlines his optics, making content little chirring noises-

-makes an extremely rude gesture at him without onlining his optics again-

 

Primus, i'm not talking about Suns!
Don't you know who that is?

 

Enlighten me.

 

Actually, no, I don't give a shit. He looks like someone your brother loves and that is what should matter to you. Insulting him insults your brother.

 

-Just continues hugging and petting the boyfriend. Maybe crying a little. Why tears? WHO KNOWS NOT HIM.-

 

He should be dead. I mean even more dead than he is right now, the ghost jetfuel is a whole different class of weird slag I never asked for!!!!

 

That's Pocket, right?

 

Shut up Blaze!!!!

 

[He sticks his glossa out]

Yes!

 

He's a good person. He talked to me at the sparkday parties. You never did.

-She gives Blaze a hard stare.-

 

[In a somewhat alarmed hushed voice]
Did-... did you not hear about... yknow...?

 

Of course I did.

 

... And you're not... scared?