shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

M9m??

*He's. Confused.*

 

Yes

Yes That Is A Statement Which I Cant Really Adequately Express The Degree To Which With I Agree

Needless To Say Its A Pretty Sizable Amount

I Hazard To Say A Lot Even

What No

I Am Not Your Mother Human Or Otherwise

Or Anyones For That Matter

Im Still Not Entirely Clear On The Function Of A Mom

 

A man after my own pusher. Never will find someone who so intimately understands just how much I want to kill myself.

Now we just need the other one and this comedy of errors will be perfect.

 

do u know how grubs are made

 

hey where im from he got out. sails around in a stolen ship with like 5 other ex-helms and a weird giant feral highblood.

 

I tried to inform him of part of the process earlier but he wasn't taking to it.

 

lmao!!!

 

It's the suffix f9r a female lusus. Seeing as my "lusus" was n9t bi9l9gically a lusus, we ch9se t9 dr9p the species name and simply use the suffix.

Y9u happen t9 resem6le her quite a 6it.

 

mommom macmom

 

FUCK NO!!!

GET YOUR GRUBBY, METAPHORICAL MITTS OFF MY MARYAM

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DREAMBUBBLES! AT LEAST THE BUBBLES ONLY HAD TROLLS AND HUMANS, THIS PLACE IS LIKE A SHOP 'N SAVE FULL OF LAST YEAR'S DISCOUNT REJECTS FROM EVERY GENRE

 

Yeah nah. He rides to the end of the universe, pushed until he dies. Just one more cheap battery gone. Then I meet her. Then I meet my death.

Then I get to be happy.

 

huzzah death! gimme a five.

 

-literally falls out of the sky like the useless hunk of metal wearing sci-fi protagonist she is-

 

ur not a meteor baby ur not allowed 2 do that

go 2 ur room n think about wat uve done

 

-casual wave-

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

SEE WHAT I MEAN? I'M GOING TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AT THIS RATE

NO!!

 

Excuse me if I wasn't f9aming at the 6it t9 hear y9ur tales 9f h9w y9u seduced the w9man wh9 raised me.

Is he here??

*Frustrated gesturing.*

D9 y9u understand just h9w much "y9ur" Maryam resem6les "my" Maryam?

 

maybe hell stop by i dunno

hes a weird n wild fellow.

im kumari korone.

 

id offer you a kitten in this trying time but HE WAS STOLEN FOR FILTHY FUCKIN COMMUNISTIC PURPOSES

 

Oh Ok Then I Guess That Makes Sense Sort Of

As Long As It Isnt The Human Mother Concept

Or The Cat Mother Concept

Or Was It Catte

How Is That Even Spelled

Whatever That Doesnt Matter And Its Dumb Anyway

Wow Youre Being Incredibly Hostile

But In A Way Thats Charming

Almost Relaxing In A Way

Like Listening To One Of Daves Absurd Hour Long Rambles About Whatever It Is He Talks Of

Last Time I Think It Was Troll Beyonce

I Think

Wow That Was More Literal Than I Was Expecting It To Be

Wow Im Saying Wow A Lot Lately

Wow