shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Y9u w9uldn't happen t9 6e part 9f the cult apparently w9rshipping me as a deity, w9uld y9u?

 

I can if he won't!

Sweet!

 

-She's vibrating with excitement. If she could verbalize, she'd be squealing.-

 

Less Deity And More Like Ascended Hero Prophet To Be Honest. People Love To Fucking Paint Us As Much More Nuts Than We Actually Are.

 

[.............. Whose Wings are that twitching jealously? Certainly not Reffy's oh not, Reffy is totally reasonable and wouldn't possibly ever be illogically upset that the seekers prefer the tiny colonist halfjet to him. Hah. Haha.]

 

[The motion finally catches Ignis's attention; he beams at the other jet, wings perking up-- aaand then falling when he sees just what Ref's are doing. Aw, scrap.] Uh-- hey! You okay over there?

 

Hmm, probably. You should know how to walk on air first.
-he flies up, only a little bit- The main trick here is balance, you need to hold your entire body on one thruster, with the second for stability. -shuts one thruster off and balances on one foot-
If you fall down here, you have the advantage of not getting hurt. -grins-

 

-She hesitates.-

I'm pretty heavy.

 

"Hmmm. Was Beforus as pathologically disinterested in keeping people who are even slightly impaired alive as Alternia, or did you have any kind of actual medical research going on?"

 

Well, st9p it. I'm n9t a g9d, 9r a re6el leader, 9r an ascended her9 pr9phet. I'm just s9me guy wh9 had a n9ti9n that may6e 6eing awful t9 9thers isn't h9w we've always d9ne things and I didn't even ever c9nvince m9re than tw9 9ther pe9ple 9f it.

 

[Snickering.] Yeah, no weird dents in your panels here! Dy laughed so hard when I came back after the first class we learned that in, I couldn't pop for like a week because the instructor said it was 'the price of improvement'.

 

[wings flick down properly, all submission and deferrance]
No, Sir.

 

(:B

 

I Mean Thats Provably Wrong Though. Just Because People Were Convinced After You Bit It Doesnt Mean It Wasnt Still You And Your Ideas Who Convinced Them.

 

-cackles gleefully-

 

Wow Unbelievable. Having Such A Deflated Selfconfidence That It Wraps Back Around To Arrogance. I Wish I Had The Shameglobes To Yell At People To Stop Thinking Of Me As Capable And Inspiring.

 

-Lacuna looks back and forth between everyone, wings slumping down.-

...I'm too inexperienced, anyway. You should dance with Refractor!

 

[Another fistbump?]

Aw, c'mon, what's wrong? No need to 'sir' me, I'm just an air grunt--

--frag, this is Refractor? Shoulda spoke up, dude, I hear you do some crazy awesome patterns! Would you be willing to teach me at all?

 

Here, you can hold onto me while you figure it out.

-bursts out laughing- I never fell and any rumors to the contrary are slander.

We could use an experienced dancer to demonstrate.

 

Refractor does not have external thrusters in root mode and is incapable of keeping to proper form for this reason. Embarrassment to great Vos and all her seekers.