shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-Lacuna settles back to watch.-

 

Were y9u n9t listening t9 anything I just said??

 

Isn´t it? Amazing how much fun it is to be blamed for catastrophies because some prophecy said so.

A Metrotitan proclaimed me the Chosen one. Then some idiot dug up a bunch of garble he decided meant I was in fact responsible for the end of creation. It was lots of fun.

-watches, curious in spite of himself. Refractor didn´t do a bad job teaching lacuna, so it can´t be a terrible adaptation-

 

-Cloudcrusher appears beside her, crouching down and brushing her wings with his-
Don't tell me y'wanna learn that weird officer dancin', darlin'.
-he grins, clearly joking-

 

-Hippolyta approaches, in the worryingly intent way small children have. She's obviously a child, but being a giant robot she's already about six foot tall-
If you don't wanna be the hero can I be? 'M already a demi-god!

 

[Nichrome in the background is holding up a sign that says, in decepticon dialect, 'FRAG SCOOP WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR"]

 

-deeply irritated look and wingflick-

 

PULL THE OTHER ONE.

YOU DON'T JUST APPOINT SOMEONE SAVIOR AND NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM THEM. AND IF YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING, Y'ALL WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH FOR MY DISGUSTING HUSK TO SHOW UP

PROTIP, DUDE, A COMPLIMENT DOES NOT HERO WORSHIP MAKE. I STILL THINK YOUR MUSTACHE IS GROSS AND THAT YOU'RE KIND OF A MORON

 

-We are a dignified ruler and can totally keep a straight face, yup-

 

Wow, that's a load of jetfuel. Guessing it's cleared up from the past tense?

[Ignis looks over at the new arrival out of habit, then stiffens; his wings flare out.] Aww, 'Cuna, don't tell me you're with a 'Bot, I'll spark.

 

-carefully neutral wings, he's gonna pretend he didn't see that-

-even more carefully neutral wings-
Retired - just keep this for ol' times sake.

 

-a distinctly motherly air fills the rave. The Time Of The Great Reckoning Has Come. the dolorosa stalks into the rave covered in sand. damn those dunes and the falling down them. damn sleep.-

 

[He stares for a moment, but slowly dials down the threat display. He's dead. It's not his fight anymore. It's not.] Long as you're not here for a fight, fine by me.

 

-She frowns, bothered.-

 

Nah, I got plenty'a brawlin' buddies already, if the mood takes me.

-wings drop a little-
Was a joke. You can learn whatever y'please an' I ain't fussed.

 

[Refractor assumes the first position on top of the pillar, though is knees and ankles being a fair bit off from traditional seeker frames requires him to balance differently, which makes it look just subtly off. He doesn't let himself dwell on that however, smoothly flaring his wings out and easing himself into a handstand just at the edge of he platform on top of the pillar. Then he lets himself arch over... some more... he is incredibly flexible and that looks like he shouldn't be able to still balance himself-
In a quick motion he straightens his legs up again and pushes off and up so he is falling helm first, twirling and tumbling with a lot of finesse.
At the last second he transforms, jet zooming upwards towards the sky. There he just lets his engines shut off, tumbling back downwards in freefall, transforming back to root, this time summersaulting a few times.
The next time he pulls up in jet mode he is flying a tight upwards corkscrew around the second pillar, then eases into a figure eight around both pillars. He pulls out of the figure, makes a sharp turn and approaches the pillar again, flinging himself at it when he comes out of the next transformation sequence, cartwheeling and vaulting over it and onto the second pillar, where he stops, bends over backwards into another handstand and lets himself fall between the pillars in another complicated sequence of aerial stunts before landing, surprisingly lightly and silently in a crouch.]

 

Guess Ill Just Lay Down And Die Since Simply Acknowledging You Are The Descendent Of The Great teacher Is Apparently Already Too 'Culty' For You And It Kinda Is The Whole Basis Of The 'Stay Alive, Better Days Are Coming' Bit.

 

I feel like sometimes people are pressuring me.

 

He has seen the error of his ways, but I´m sure the rumors persist.

-irritated wings.- Don´t mock something you do not understand, autobot.

-smiles at him.- I see what you mean about frame differences. We would have to hold you for some of the partnered sequences.

 

[No time for getting salty at Autobots, only watching dance now. He whoops when Refractor lands, wings fluttering in excitement.] Sweet Adaptus, that was awesome! The root stuff is gonna take so much practice holy frag but it'll be worth it! Did you put that routine together off the top of your head or do you do pillar work a lot?