shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[shy bashful lowkey flirty wingflutters]
Refractor is not sure if that would be appropriate but if you insist milord...

 

Even if they'd caught me at my most idealist, I was never faithful enough to be the Herald of Andraste, impossible visions of roses notwithstanding.

(She's glaring at someone who isn't actually here.)

 

Refractor improvised some sequences, usually practice involves dropping off of the ceiling.
[MORE SHY WINGFLUTTERS. WOW.]

 

Pressurin' you how?

-wing equivalent of an eyeroll-
I understand plenty. Dances are pretty enough, but they go ball in bearing with all the other weird slag officers get up to when they got an accent like yours. Weird by association, not weird just 'cause.

 

Wrong faith entirely for me, unfortunately. Not that anyone seemed willing to listen. Not that my faith in the Creators really lasted much beyond my first year with the Inquisition either, but I suppose that's still a bit on in your timeline, isn't it?

 

Okay yep it's decided I am definitely haunting you or your studio or whatever this is gonna be so much fun--!!!

 

-She looks uncomfortable.-

I dunno. I'm not always going to be up for joking and stuff.

 

My dude, the only officers who still hold to actual Primusdamn trine roles are--

...are. The only ones you would've seen outside of Vos proper. Huh. Well, that explains that I guess, but come on, airdancing is great!

 

Well, I 'poligize, then. Misread the situation.

 

!!!!!!!
What does Refractor have to do for the haunting thing to help????

 

I dunno?

YO @Ghost!Pocket HOW DO I DO THE HAUNTING THING

 

AAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH

WHY DOES ME BEING THE DESCENDANT *MATTER?* WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO *DO?*

BEING THE WAY I AM SUCKED--STILL SUCKS--A WHOLE FUCKING LOT FOR ME, OK? I DON'T APPRECIATE IT BEING TREATED LIKE THIS GIFT WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR HOW I MIGHT ACTUALLY FEEL ON THE SUBJECT.

AND NO, THE CULTY SHIT WAS THE "YOUR HOLYNESS" AND COMPARISONS TO GRUBLOAF. IF YOU WALKED UP TO ME AND WENT "HEY SO YOU'RE SPAWNED FROM THIS HISTORICAL FIGURE RIGHT?" THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY NORMAL IF A BIT WEIRD

 

Huh? Well usually I jus' like turn up and make dumb comments... pull faces at his wastechute of a twin... y'know, stuff like that. Only th' person you're hauntin' c'n see you or hear you usually. And you can't touch slag. Heard if y'get good y'can make stuff move 'bout but I'm not good at that yet.

 

-laughs-
Ain't never been t' Vos, me. Mostly seen battlefields 'til a few years ago. Glad to know it ain't all like that. Nothin' wrong with the dancin' - got a few moves myself, though they ain't as classy - just all the other slag that went with it.

 

Ooookay! So I'm totally gonna just show up once I figure out how @Refractor of Vos

...not touching stuff might make some of those flips tricky. Huh. Well. I'll figure it out.

 

I Cant Hear You I Am Being An Uncultured Swine With Absolute And Total Lack Of Manners Now That The Only Thing I Ever Tried To Observe Was Taken Away From Me.

 

:O -flutterflutter-
Looking forward to it?????

 

(Berit freezes and makes a strangled version of an "mmhmm" as she realizes
what she said doesn't fit her extremely fake backstory.)

... Quite. To be honest, the staggering variety of uncanny or downright bizarre things I've seen with the Inquisition have left me open to just about anything. I can't imagine it gets anything but worse.

 

Pits yeah, dead buddy on th' ship!

 

[you know that scene in lilo and stitch where jumba just flips his absolute shit and starts tearing up and eating newspaper? imagine that]