shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I suppose that´s what happen in a really tiny swarm. Everyone has to be a warrior.

-groom back, soft chirps. reffy at least is a nice warrior who can be relied upon.-

 

Captain Nichrome is a lucky mech.

Among Cybertronians, most bodily fluids are varying shades of pink-- there's not a tone on me that can't be achieved naturally. Is it different for... what's the demonym, Caminusans? Caminen?

Quite.

 

Oh! We're blue where you're pink, then. I wonder why it's different? Probably an energy-saving thing.

 

I wouldn't know; I'm not much a chemist. Metallurgist? Whichever.

 

...this does explain a lot of ancient poetry, though.

-She grins.-

 

-nervous self groom-

What´s a poetry?

 

It's a type of writing or speaking. It's meant to sound good.

 

[He snorts.] It would, wouldn't it?

Poetry is an art form-- words set in certain patterns so they sound nice.

 

All those bodily fluids and people trying to refer to them sideways.

-She nods.-

...hmmm. It might be fun to dig into my archive and see when those descriptions changed.

 

If that's how you enjoy spending time, yes.

 

Well, I'm a Hearthkeeper- a historian. A library.

 

Oh! My apologies-- yes, that does sound like a good way for an archivist who enjoys his job to spend a week. Hearthkeeper is some sort of title, then?

 

Ah... yes. Religious.

-She frowns before covering the expression with practiced calm.-

I prefer she, actually.

 

-she pops in and sinks to lie on the ground, which looks really weird with her mass of tentacles. She's also small. Almost the same size as the other Lavernas. She looks unusually alive, and Emerald vines show on her skin... in her skin? They seem deep, less like tattoos and more like Color filling in vine-shaped cracks-

-She's clearly having a Bad Day; no snark, no godly fit-throwing, she just sinks and lies there looking vaguely upset-

 

Like singing? I can sing a little but not very good.

 

It's like singing without the melody.

 

My apologies. Religious history, though? That's got to be interesting.

 

-She laughs lightly.-

Yes. But also the history of everything else. Caminus is... dark and cold and hungry. Things get left behind. It's my job to make sure the light doesn't go out.

 

But don´t the words make a melody?

 

-She thinks.-

Probably with your language. Neocybex isn't so tonal, though, and a lot of languages aren't. In which case you add a melody when singing. I'm a singer, I could show you?