shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Consider the alternative," says Ford. "I think he went off to go have an orgy with Lissa and @WRENCH, but you didn't like him much."

 

That feel when your antipathy and apathy are respected but also

???

 

"Them?" Ford raises an eyebrow. "Good luck finding a ballgown in my size."

 

No, I did not. Oddly because he wouldn't go on a rant like that. It's grating. It's dumb. But at least it's not THAT.

 

"...Kimo Neko......world domination..."

 

Ford chuckles. "Oh, I bet I could get him to rant like that. It would just be a fucking depressing rant."

 

You and The Woman.

Also that's part of the fun. The challenge. Would be no fun if I could just raid any shop. You've got to be difficult even about this.

 

The fuck did you think the "like that" meant. I don't need his sob story about how hopeless and fatalistic life truly is. I got myself for that, thank you. Stop stealing my job. What else do I have but that?

 

i dated an optimist once.

she cheerily informed me it vwas going to be a beautiful night right before the hovwerbus hit her.

 

-Kyoshin Neko slav squats to more closely inspect the human complimenting the Leggy Cat.-

 

Ford shrugs. "I've figured out what's wrong with him. He's still got expectations. He is still hoping the multiverse will start to make sense and there will be justice he doesn't have to create for himself. He wants to believe that the multiverse is inherently good and just, because otherwise it has to be inherently evil. Except he's wrong. The multiverse is still growing and changing. When it stops, it'll probably die. He can't accept that it's up to us to create the good. And because of that, he can't accept his own fuckups. Or mine. I've done things he wouldn't have done, things that were wrong and had terrible consequences. But I'm not sitting there paralysed in fear of making mistakes. Which leads to not doing anything."

 

"I'm not the one who's stealing it, Thorns. He is." Ford grins at her. "And as for what else you've got, you've got me, and the inclade I come with?"

 

"Saved her from having to pail you, now didn't it?"

 

How dare you use logic on me. Really though he has to step the fuck off. I meant what I said. It just is Not A Very Good Look. There is room only for one lazy, depressed shitfuck.

 

i vwould havwe vwastly preferred that bus to hit me instead, yes.

 

Maybe the bus didn't want to hit you.

 

the bus, vwhile organic, does not possess the sentience necessary to deliberately hit someone.

 

I do hope it's alright if I don't take your word for that.

 

"Normally, this would be the time when I would apologise for what I'd said, but given that you've wished destruction on my species and my planet on a number of occasions, and also that you've expressed a certain amount of contempt for the pain and losses of others as well, I don't feel so inclined right now," Valiska says. "Besides, I'm not sure this is an actual feeling coming from you or a setup of some kind." She frowns. "I wish I trusted you to care enough about someone else that I'd feel sorry about what I said."

 

its preferable to be dead than to havwe to track dowvn a newv matesprit three nights before drone day.

vwhat else vwould i havwe possibly meant.