shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Valiska nods. "Indeed. Yet you did survive. Somehow."

 

amazingly, i am actually considered vwhats knowvn as a 'catch' on alternia.

 

Given infinite iterations of infinite universes... [He rolls his eyes.]

 

i vwouldnt touch any of you vwith a ten-foot pole and find your personalities fucking repulsivwe but i dont accuse your relationships of not existing.

 

Oh, I don't doubt you've had relationships. I just doubt you're widely considered attractive.

 

Oh Wow Douchefis Has A Singular Standard.

 

blue or higher and not horrendously fucking annoying is my standard.

standards are often loosened in life or death situations.

i vwas a seadvweller vwith scars, muscles, and a stable job.

practically troll adonis.

 

... You Must Not Have Many Dates Outside Of Life Or Death Situations If Both of Those Have To be Simultaneously True, Mate.

 

not red ones, no.

 

Aha So Your Black Standards Are The Exact Opposite. You Sick Sick Douchefins.

 

mind your owvn business.

 

You Made It The Business Of People Here First.

 

im revwoking your business card. its no longer your business.

 

Too Late
Its A Free Economy Bitch

 

Ah, yes, proof you take too much damage and can't afford a proper medic-- so attractive. Truly. I have seen the error of my ways. Take me now.

[Snickering. He knew he liked this one.]

 

come back vwhen youre not like fivwe and you can participate in romantic capitalism.

 

[Amused chittering.] Just because you don't want scars doesn't mean everyone thinks they're ugly.

 

Shush, I'm needling organics. Your bad welds are just fine.

 

Im Seven And One Of The Top Three Alternian Hottest Bachelors Where I Live.

 

fivwe.