shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You're like a billion years old, why do you think I want to learn this from you? With video?

 

bruh r u really expecting the sweaty teen boy who literally traded a mans soul for a shitton of pretty dresses 2 have good judgment and impulse control

 

Ooooooooooooh someone got busted.

 

I feel like this is proceeding along just as one of my nightmares would.

 

...can I see the dresses?

 

Fifty thousand.

And I wasn't doing it for you. I was doing it 'cause TNFL was like, "your move, bitch."

... I honestly wasn't even thinking about that.

 

1M N07 CR0NU5
1 R3FU53
N0 N0 N0

 

Okay, but he's also 14. Why are you getting into pissing contests with 14 year olds?

 

... I dunno, actually. I really dunno.

 

Too bad you're now Double Cronus McAmpora. Deal with it, kid. We've all got shit lives.

 

yea sure my furry Not Mother bullied the dude into giving my tiny man back and now i got a lifetime pass 2 fantasy costco

HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY ILL GET INTO PISSING MATCHES WITH WHOEVER I GOTDAMN PLEASE

U WANNA GO

 

Why was I, Mara, not invited to this discussion? I have been involved in orgies since before that djinn was sealed in a lamp.

 

You weren't invited 'cause you're a big dick and no one here actually likes you!

 

Yes!

-She cracks her knuckles and rolls up her sleeves.-

 

on second thought all i know how to do is make kittens and cronuses

and cronus kittens

 

*COUGH.*

 

Don't you got like. A fox to run screaming from or some shit. Oh no she said namo whatever the fuck how scary.

 

Yes, he literally is a dick. I know.

 

-At this point Orlandeau is now blasting Cronuses in the waterpark with very cold water to make them go away.-

 

D0U8L3 CR0NUS P3RF3C7 F0R D0U8L3 R3D L4DY 8008135?

Spoiler: translation

double cronus, perfect for double red lady boobies?