shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I almost broke existence because I didn't want to do math!

 

*The ones that haven't been melted yet are still going at it with their now-deformed counterparts like creepy sex animatronics. Five orgasms at Freddy's over here.*

 

This sounds like an average day for me.

 

"If TNFL told you to jump into a black hole, would you do it?"

 

Spoiler: i dont know what this should be titled but i think it should be here

*He barely reacts. That thing's been gone for months.*

 

*Disgusted yelling*

 

...

-she stares at this for a moment. silent. she frowns. continuing to stare she hopes and yet nothing happens. disappointed she goes to pout in a corner-

 

do tell

I ATE A LIVE SLUG ONCE

 

I turned my teacher into a troll.

 

I would!

 

i thought we were listing evil shit

 

I-

I participated in ritual re-enactments of genocide!

 

so..........a thanksgiving day pageant

 

...'landeau...i think this kid is probably physically stronger than me... i don't know how i should feel about that

 

Haven't succeeded in shapeshifting anyone. Intentionally or otherwise.

So a mummery? Interesting, the scale of it. The mummeries I've taken part in have involved ritual sacrifice. Nothing on par with genocide, however.

 

... maybe. I definitely would if they told me not to.

 

Who isn't physically stronger than you, exactly?

 

anyways i not only stole a universe but i rewrote its laws to suit my own sick whims thats gotta win

 

Naw.

 

dont do my homework ud prolly do it wrong >;o