shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

'Sallright I'm not goin' anywhere
...I mean, don't think I can 'sides anythin'.

 

*Cackles.*

 

HEY BUT IS MY LACK OF A GODDAMN VOICE PART OF WHY I'M VIOLENT AND DANGEROUS??? DUMB SCRAPBABY!

 

[... At least one captain is eating Rustbunches and watching. Slag man, hallway fights over ridiculous arguments is practically a daily occurence among Cons.]

 

... WHY ARE CYBERTRONIANS SO WEIRD ABOUT EVERYTHING?????

YOU'RE A DUMB SCRAPBABY!!!!

 

[hugs him and POINTEDLY IGNORES HYDRABLAZE'S JETFUEL]

 

If I was dumb I wouldn't be an engineer!

 

I find it entertaining that you believe Captain Nichrome would find murderous inclinations a setback.

[Hugs. Hugs are good.] I wasn't. I didn't pick murder up until I was... oh, three, three and a half million or so. If I were a murder baby I would either be significantly younger or dead by now. The Senate didn't much like their slaves to kill except on command.

 

I'M AN ENGINEER TOO DUMBDUMB!!!

 

anyways i want my waterpark back and orgy free

 

As long as it hasn't got a mating festival in it I don't give a scrap about you summoning another.

 

Good thing all the Senators are dead now, right?

 

[Thin, fangy smile.] Yes. A very good thing I am quite proud to have contributed to.

 

Did you get to shoot any?

 

the person who put a SELFCEST LESBIAN ORGY in my waterpark has 2 summon the new one its the rules

 

Mi!

 

Guns aren't my weapon of choice. Knives are much more personal. And I did get to take at least one of them apart.

Spoiler: glow the literal babies don't need to hear you rhapsodizing about torture

Sang for hours, he did. I left him his vocalizer-- he always wanted me to make noise for him, to beg. Not so fond of being on the other side of that! Might've had something to do with watching his own internals come out one by one, I admit, but he sang so sweetly.

...and then I purged on his corpse and tried to tear my own spark out, but, well, first kills do that sometimes.

 

...yeah. Well. Sounds like he had it coming.

 

[Thunder wanders over to prop his chin on Afterglow's crate, having screamed himself out.]

...kay. Sorry. I don't-- sorry.

Are we talking about killing what's-his-face now?

 

...I was making a dumb comment because I get hung up on people thinking me and Stentato are dumb because we couldn't get any proper schooling past the basics. So sometimes it helps if I go 'no, fuck it, I'm super smart'. I didn't realize it would sound like I was calling you dumb, and since you've got similar issues to me that must have hurt a lot.