shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh. Well, they should look up that and also why it was wrong, right?

 

Yes. Looking up the wrong word won't help them, though, unless the search algorithms account for misspellings now.

 

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7H3 7H 4 P3
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W17H 73H PR0NZ

Spoiler: Translation

The tape. The tape. With the pronz

 

*rewinds the rave*

*tapes the orgy*

*gives the tape to mituna*

 

Fuck could you not? -looks a little green-

 

*sunmons a new, orgy-free waterpark*

Heh. Sorry. That yellow guy wanted the porn and since the people in the orgy are just illusions, automatons, something like that, I figured I could give it to him but I needed to rewind to get a tape of it. I didn't realize that it would subject you to the orgy again and/or make you ravesick.

 

Do you know how hard it is to get a lock on this place when you're dragging it all over the timeline? [Onyx snorts and shakes her wings out when she fully materializes.] And what's with the mammal mating ball? I thought that was largely a reptilian habit.

 

Under the right conditions humans are known to do similar.

 

I was *just* bitching about time fuckery a couple ten-twenty pages back.

 

Sorry for the dragging and the mammal mating ball. I created the latter 'cause I wanted to one-up TNFL, and I did the former 'cause that yellow guy wanted a tape of it.

... you were?

*resists the temptation to rewind to check*

 

Oooh, careful of my shoulders! Look, I've got spiked hooks there.

 

Humans? Humans, humans... Are those the ones involved here?

Oh, I'm not bothered by the mating, just confused. New data is always good! [Teasing:] I reserve the right to complain at you about the planar timeshift, though.

Please just take her word for it.

 

To the troll girl who's a sensory nightmare for me to look at. I never know when I'm looking.

Originally, but then they got replaced by Cronii.

 

*grins* Yeah, the planar timeshift was really reckless of me.

Alright.

 

-snugglesgroom. Wings rustle and chirp against each other-

-curious chirp of curiousity?-

 

[He tilts his head, grumbling a little; how's he supposed to look at anything in her shoulders when he can barely see at all? He reaches out with his pedipalps instead, tapping gently around where he thinks her shoulders are. And maybe bopping her in the wing once or twice, oops.] How big? Not enough to make a change in your silhouette from this angle, anyway, but...

 

Uh, not very big to you.

 

Oh. Lovely.

I have no room to complain about recklessness, ask Vector when you see him next! I'm just glitching at you.

[Greeting chirp!] <Hello, little brother! How fares your swarm?>

 

EVERY TIME (HAR HAR) SOMEONE MENTIONS TEMPORAL FUCKERY I GET A SUDDEN, INTENSE URGE TO RIP MY BULGE OFF AND SKIP ROPE WITH IT

NO IDEA WHY!!

 

-AS STARRY EYED AS A DRAGON 'BORG CAN BE-