Shitposting Rave OOC

@Ipuntya are the battle cats from something?! i am losing my mind, every time i see them i laugh

 

Here!

 

@unknownanonymous

For the record, from an ooc pov I'd say what Norm is doing is like showing 14 year olds a porn video with only the genitals and nipples censored. Still very inappropriate! But as a player I'm not upset, since it's not like you're going into detail, I'm just not going to have star react realistically because that starts to gross me out.

 

okay!

 

alix already linked the game, but it's one of those sorts of tower defense-esque games where you spawn units to protect a tower/destroy the enemy's tower

in other news star would definitely beat juice in a wrestling match

 

Star would beat a trained marine in peak health in a wrestling match.

 

I now want Star to fight my grandpa in the past. Grandpa being a master gunnery sergeant and a ranger.

 

Star has the unfair advantage of magic and extreme fiteyness.

 

As a player I'm just really glad Ford won't remember this in WT!

Ford Classic (as opposed to Reverse!Ford, whose "body count" I do not even want to know) may be pan and sapio with a xeno kink a mile wide, but he's also demi. Which means he's only sexually attracted to people after he starts to care about them a lot, and porn starring people he doesn't even know doesn't really even interest him. (We will not, however, discuss Dipper's reaction to finding some beautifully detailed drawings of Valiska when they cleaned out the Shack hours before Homeland Security burnt it to the ground. Or the sex magic texts that freaked out Loreli, though those were of more academic interest than for personal entertainment. "where is his nook? where is her bulge?" and prompted an extremely embarrassing Dipper/Loreli conversation that I am amazed Mabel and Oneira managed to stay quiet during.)

 

I thought Star's reaction was pretty realistic in that it was 50 shades of "EW GROSS!"

Especially since Norm wasn't actually trying to groom or hit on her, he was just being stupid.

 

yep. really, really stupid.

 

Afterglow, meanwhile, has Issues with being privy to other people's orgies and is going to totally pretend it's just because they're all tiny squishies :P

 

sorry for walls o'text but I'm swamped at work and many things happen between the moments I can take to check in.

 

Primus continues to have bug fans.

 

Sorry Norm, bugs are excitable and if one bug screms, all bugs screm. Swarms and empathy and all.

 

haha yeah

and i was suggesting that as a title for the next rave, btw. it popped into my head and well...

 

Ah. I mean....considering the fighting...

 

only ford would stop in the middle of a dad rant to comment on how artistically terrible porn is.

because, as stan would say--only ford would be paying attention to that.

 

I am so tempted to have one of the porn-producing DT mechs jump in but tbh I'm already running three robots from mobile and I am getting a Little overwhelmed :P

 

also i would like 2 clarify that despite that being a Literal Self Insert i am not actually mad

i would be mad at ford if ford was real but ford is not real so i am chill