shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

where

last thing i said b4 he RUined my Waterpark

'ur move binch' does not mean 'put a group orgy in my waterpark' it means 'i win this round'

see i do not actually give one (1) fuck about the level of group sex in my waterpark i just thought it was fuckin hilarious that his rebuttal got #CalledOut evr heard of schadenfreude

*He does not pronounce that word remotely correctly.*

ITS NOT WEASELING OUT OVER WORD CHOICES WHEN U LITERALLY......ACCUSED ME OF STUFF I NEVER SAID OR DID..................god fuck this i refuse 2 argue w anyone over the age of 30 theyre fuckin condescending Jackasses

who wants to chill in my waterpark where NO MEMBERS OF THE PINES FAMILY ARE ALLOWED

 

[Chirping! Distress clicking! Cuddle other bug, soothegroom anxiously.]

What happened though????? Why are you sorry?????

 

How extensive is that, given a good portion of the rave is part of their household.

 

Are you mad??

 

Do you want to explain, or do you mind if I do? It's alright, it's not something you can control. [He reaches out, but-- no, he won't touch when she can't see him coming at her. Even if she rather looks like she could use a hug.]

[At least Sprocket seems to have bug cuddle duties well in hand.]

 

pretty damn extensive my grudges run deep

 

Please explain.

 

No??? Just confused and kind of scared!! Did I break??? Am I gonna break again??? [He clings to @Sprocket .]

 

-soothe soothe soothe, soothe chirps- [It´s ok it´s ok. Right? it´s is ok?]

Explain what? -Big bug!-

[More soothechirp. I´ll find a fixer to look at you!]

 

ARE THE CULTIES FORBIDDEN

 

You didn't break, <beloved>. Lacuna has a special power that makes it so she and people close enough to her-- and people she targets, I think-- don't make sound, that's all.

 

It only sometimes happens when people touch me a lot. I don't know why.

 

Yeah. It is.

*sighs*

And yeah, I know. But... I dunno... I just took so long to figure out what he wanted, and well... it felt like he'd keep bugging me about it if I said no or delivered an inferior product. And since he was watching the orgy, he'd know if I gave him the wrong orgy tape.

"I win this round and now it's your turn."

 

[?????????] -cautiously optimistic- so his vox is ok?

 

Yeah! It doesn't break the vox. You just... stop making sound.

 

im pretty sure all the culties are also members of the pines family so

 

What about me?

 

i dont remember if ur related or not but i thiiiiiiiink youre dating the yellow chick whos ??? probably technically a pines ????????

so just to be safe youre banned too

 

I thought we were bros.

-She starts scaling the fence.-

 

*crashes the waterpark party*

*tosses a bomb in the water*

*the waterpark no longer is safe for work - or existence, for that matter*