shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Dude. We're not even all the same Pines family. I just met that guy." Mason shrugs. "My uncle looks a lot like him, and my aunt looks a lot like his wife, but they're very different. I'm pretty sure he didn't mean that you said those things, though, what he probably meant is 'don't give the crazy genie ideas because he may not interpret them the way you do'. But--he can explain that himself!"

 

-casually scales the waterpark wreckage despite probably counting as a Pines despite being 90% cat-

 

BLOOD FEUDS DO NOT ABIDE BY THE RULES OF LOGIC

 

... the crazy genie?

 

many members of the pines family are 90% cat. I'm just sayin.

 

You don't have to know why. It's okay.

His vox is fine. We can have our... <fixer?> take a look when we go home just in case if we need to.

 

-amused- Djinni are known for running with the worst possible option.

Name one who isn't.

 

Oh. Why didn´t you say?

 

"Dude. That was a crazy thing to do. You may not be crazy all the time, but you certainly were in the heat of that moment." Mason shrugs. "Also, beings from your plane of existence just don't interpret things the way humans and human-like species do, which gives the effect of being functionally crazy even if you're not actually disturbed."

 

It's okay?

 

-licks her butt to demonstrate just how cat we're talking-

 

Ok good! -thunder continues to be snuggled though. Sorry you have a bug backpack-

 

Genie from Aladdin is pretty sane. And a big pushover.

 

I'm offended. Appalled. Offendpalled.
I will have ya know all my tapes're of the highest quality an' artistic as well as thought provokin'.

 

Fiction for small children. Doesn't count.

 

*The waterpark begins respawning exactly as it was. He sprung for griefing protection.*

 

Mason laughs. "He did say 'most' and he hasn't seen your tapes. Also my actual uncle says the same thing. He also says it's not even good to look at for pointers because everyone's pretending to have a good time whether they are or not. I'd assume that is also not true of your tapes."

 

*laughs sheepishly* ... yeah, yeah, it definitely was.

 

At least some of his tapes are recordings of very enthusiastic orgies on the TEAM that he edited for sale, so.

 

...do you seriously think Lissa can't do something very similar? Even if she'd rather have somebody else do it for her?