shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I've go a free trial package so y'can be the judge'a that yourself!
[Double pistols]

Listen ta the gruesomely painted lil lady she's tellin' the truth.

 

FANTASTIC, DIRECT ME TO THE KIDDIE POOL

[you know those really, really ugly 20s mens swimsuits? yeah. karkat is not a fashionista, and would not be caught dead in something that left him nakey from the waste-up.]

 

-interest-

 

"Cool!" says Mason. It still won't be useful for pointers, since he's probably never going to fuck a giant robot, but it will at least be entertaining.

And Uncle Ford will want it. (Uncle Ford may be inspired to figure out how to fuck a giant robot, but Mason will try not to think about that.)

 

-over his shoulder- Share.

 

"Pfft," says Alex, and builds her own waterpark. "Ours is better!" she calls out, before pushing her brother in.

 

HAVE FUN WITH UR NASTY OLD MEN WHO R BAD AT ARGUING THEN

 

dont piss in it and its over there

 

[He winks and hands both of them some very interesting material, prominently featuring Captain Nichrome and Refractor. Why start small when you can also start with a like thirty foot size difference.]

 

time to discover the length of refractor's refractory period

 

-she wouldn't want to start small anyway; her world-fucking breakup was with a body-horror-R-us flavor angel, eyes and fire and wings all in places they don't belong-

 

Some places are cruel to those with special powers, just like some places are cruel to those with your frametype. So it can be frightening to admit that one has special powers, especially when it looks like people might get mad about those powers.

Of course it's okay. Outlier powers are ill-understood even by those who make the study of them their life's work; you may be an engineer, and the only one-- only two? How closely twinned are Devisen pairs?-- that have first-hand, innate knowledge of what your powers can do, but that doesn't mean you automatically know how or why. If you really want to figure them out I'm sure you can find someone willing to experiment with you or share their research-- but it would be cruel of me to assume you've already done so. And I don't much care to be cruel to you.

 

I mean. Stentato has a power, too.

 

*As for TNFL's swimwear, you know those douchey tanktops with the comically large armholes.*

 

That doesn't mean either of you have the current knowledge to describe the exact mechanisms of your powers.

If that was meant to answer my twinning question, my apologies. It's my understanding that some mitotic pairs-- among Cybertronians, at least-- are capable of sharing feelings and thoughts; if such a pair had differing powers, or one was an outlier and the other was not, they might still have... not quite first-hand but still innate knowledge of how the other's ability functioned. I was wondering if this was the case with you and Stentato, but it was really more of a tangent because I am, in fact, asleep right now and rambling a little bit.

Is it okay if Thunderwing comes back, if he promises not to freak out again?

 

Oh. -wipes his hands over hi face, unsure-

-reaches out like he´d like to groom her-
You should bite people who are cruel to you. Or get a warrior to bite them for you if you don´t want to. Are you a [Maker]?

 

Oh. That's how Devisen twins are. Also we share an alt mode with both our powers.

He can come back.

I don't know what that is.

 

Someone who makes things! Engineer Nichrome is a famous Maker] maybe you heard of him?

 

[Thunder returns as soon as he has permission, complete with backpack!Sprocket; he buries his face against Afterglow's side, chirring relief.]

<Maker> is... uh, a, a type? Of Insecticon. I think it works directly as like... if medic and ship-fixer were one word? Not just ships, I mean, but all not-alive machines? They're bugs who fix and build, they normally stay in the hive or the middle of the swarm if they really really need to get out.

 

Oh. I am, then. But I also fight, and dance.