shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*is kicked*

 

Spoiler: comms

[Lacuna to Nichrome]: Oh, okay. I wasn't sure but I didn't wanna... say even if he IS being a snugbug right now. I like Reffy and don't want him to be uncomfy!

 

Because for cold-cons both old and new that would mean admitting most of us don't know where our sparks came from? I certainly wouldn't want to be buried in the facility that put my frame together.

 

Maybe just on Cybertron or one of the moons? Somewhere you like the look of?

 

Spoiler: comms

[Nichrome to Lacuna]: I'm glad you understand. I know it must seem silly, with how he is acting right now, and I am very glad he is in a place where he is comfortable with it, but it has been ingrained quite thoroughly to not think of Refractor as part of the Insectformer demographic to avoid accidentally referring to him as such or provoking difficult questions if I do mention I know an Insectformer. Habits die hard.

... Fair.

 

*The Pillow Ford is the only real Ford. The teal wiggler has learned well from their pillow monster guardian.*

 

...I realize you're probably trying to help, but that honestly sounds awful. Cybertron and Luna 2 are bombed-out husks, Luna 1 is gone... No, just leave me to drift in space with the rest of the war damage.

 

If I teach you a word can I have candy? And I don´t know,I don´t really understand how four limb swarms work.

No, no! Not the exact place and it doesn´t matter where your frame is made. Is where your spark comes from that important. But it just has to be somewhere where spark come from.

 

No, I agree. I don't... I don't want to be part of Devisiun.

-She frowns.-

 

... I heard they found it recently. Luna-1 i mean. At least it isn't bombed out...?

 

Absolutely!
[She looks and sounds absolutely delighted and Summons a cube full of gelatinous energon candy bits. They're the fancy kind she almost never actually eats, with gold flakes in it and all.]

 

You don´t have to! -carefully pet a hand- Doesn´t have to be there. Can be anywhere with Ground.

 

-Lacuna perks up, looking at the candy.-

 

[Nichrome snickers]
Teach me words and you get candy. That's the rules.

 

-Happy chirp!!!!- So you´re a [Maker], you make stuff. Thunderwings is a [Warriors] a fighter. And this is a [Blueprint] blueprint! -he summons one-

 

...I can teach you devisen pronouns.

 

[She rolls the words around in her vocalizer carefully]
<mmmakeer>?
<Warrhiorrh>?
<Blueprrrrint>?
... these sounds are very difficult to make.

This is an acceptable offer.
[She holds out her hand with a smile. Gota seal that deal.]

 

Y'know, for a 'Con trying to keep a secret, you sure are bad at keeping your commlines secure. Don't you even have a baby radar on your ship?

 

So there's [they], that's for a pair of twins who are in agreement. [They] is for two or more people who AREN'T twins. [They] is for twins, but they're not agreeing. [They] is for a group of people where some of them are twins with other ones, but not everyone is with their twins. And [they] is for when everyone is with their twins.

 

Dear fragging smelting pits what the slag