shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Huh. A very precise system. I like it.
[She summons another cube of candies for Lacuna and shoves it over to her]

 

No, the sound at the start of Karrel is difficult to make!

...Kkarrel. Warrel. Frag. Glow? [It isn't possible to make big turbopup eyes with only an optical band, but damn if Thunder isn't trying.]

Wires!!!!!

 

-She takes it.-

Yeah you can really tell what my culture is built on.

 

... Quarrel?
Anyway.
[She continues trying to make the insecti-clicks with her standardformer mouth. WORSE THAN GETTING OUT THE CHEEKHOLE LISP]

 

-he does Not giggle at the celebrated engineer Nichrome sounding like a newspark with his mandibles stuck together with rustballs-
[Maker]
[Warrior]
[Blueprint]

 

...
<Mmmaker>
<Warriorh>
<Blueprhint>?

 

What, you thought Intelligence would never show up?

Thunders!!! [A slim red-and-white minibot worms his way into the bugpile to hug Thunderwing.] And it's Quarrel, but hey, you'll get there, I still don't do the tones right anyway, we can keep learning together!

 

-Lacuna looks over at Wires.-

Are you also friends with Afterglow?

 

No. I'm used to intelligence being on my side.
I usually am encrypting my comms too, Our ship's radar just gets some pretty awful migraines from encryptions. And I'm no that sparkless.

 

Yes that´s much better!!! Candy?

Hi!

 

Friends? Yeah, sure, try I patch his sorry aft back together when he frags up. [Despite the apparent insult, Wires' tone is fond.] Or falls off his dumb tall perch for birds that I can't climb, like wow, I thought you cared about me! This is minicon oppression!

 

[She nudges the cube over to him, laughing]

 

Hey there! Name's Wiretap, who're you?

Oh, no, migraines are fragawful, but that's no reason to get sloppy with security.

 

You're...

-She thinks.-

Wires!

 

I'm off the cloooooock and this is a dreamspaceeeeee.
[She whines melodramatically and flops over. Look how pitiable she is]

 

[Actual laughter? Out of Afterglow? Noooo, it can't be!] Just climb Thunders like you always do, you whiny piston. I'm comfortable up here and also his head's on me, I'm not moving.

 

[!!!!!] -nibbles candy, offers some to thunder-

Sprocket! You´re Thunderwings conjunx?

 

That I am! Wiretap, actually, but Wires works just fine. And you are? Nice trick with the text projection, by the way!

Yeah, the clock totally has anything to do with your bro who needs the secret kept. Definitely. Evil and engineers never sleep, I thought you of all mechs would know that!

No, I think I'm just gonna glitch at you from down here until you feel bad enough to come join me.

 

Lacuna of Devisiun, twin of Stentato! Afterglow's my friend!

 

[Chirping amusedly at everything going on, Thunders takes the candy. Yesgood, everyone is happy again.]