shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'm saving that to use on my captain.

 

Oh, that cat's out of the bag already? Sweet, yes, that's me, the immoral 'junx-hoarder, they're all great.

Nice to meet you, Lacuna! Friends with the Jitterbug, huh? Who'd you stab?

What can I say except you're welcome? ;D

 

Nobody you'd know!

-She offers a piece of candy.-

 

-happy chirps, much nibble-

Immoral hoarder? What wrong with having mates?

 

Fair enough! [He takes the candy, but immediately passes it on to Thunderwing. Magic floating candy isn't really his thing, but there's not a whole lot that can poison an Insecticon.] Enjoying being tall?

Some people get all fussy if you have more than one for some reason. Load'a scrap in my opinion, but hey, I've got four, I'm biased!

 

-laughs- I like you.

Most cultures put an upper limit on how many you can have. Which is bullshit. I have a shipful. -in this case they're talking 40-50, the crew required to keep the Beast functioning at full. They're not all flushed, and it's a fuckhuge poly pile so they're not directly dating all of them but. They mean it when they say a shipful.-

 

And I like you, random human!

I also technically have a shipful, our ship's just tiny :P

 

I've gotten better about recharge recently?

 

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares at @Wiretap of Altihex. Does he need to punch him in the snout to establish dominance? Scanner is the alpha Radar, and it is important that everyone knows.]

 

Just one!!! How is two even a proper swarm?

-nods- At least a ship can all keep each other company!

 

Well for starters I don't think swarm are all supposed to be mates when you get big enough? :P Also something something commitment blah blah sacred bond whatever. I can have a sacred bond with everyone, just watch me. Even if Quarrel did have the best Fourth Act.

Pfffff. Suuuure you have, cap. This is me, believing every word you say.

[Wave! Wave at the... huh, is that a newer-gen surveillance tower?] Hey there! Is it the badge, the bug, or the bod?

 

presumed Altmode actually, but the con badge doesn't exactly *help*.
[PINGPINGPINGPINGPING... Scanner has always been an annoying bastards first]

 

Are you trying to imply i may be lying,Wiretap? What a bold accusation.
[She is laughing though.]

 

Not everyone all at once, there´s always some you´re mated with and some are just swarm but Just One? -you have shocked the bug.-
I used to pick a different warrior every time they came home, just for fun. not doing that anymore but how could I just pick one single mate?

 

Wow hey no fair, I can't broadcast, cut an old eavesdropper some slack! Bots finally decided to give up on morality completely, huh?

Wouldn't accusing a 'Con of not lying be a bolder one? :P

 

I know, right? I couldn't pick just one either, they're all... [He smiles fondly, pausing to tilt his head into idle grooming from Thunderwing.] They're all so precious to me.

 

No no, according to official documentation, I was a unique lapse in judgement :P Well. Sweep has more old school specs, but since old school was "reconstructions from scavenged senate experiment logs"... yeah, let's. Let's just abandon that entire line of thought.

 

... You win this round.

 

Ooooh, you know how to have fun!

-She offers a high five.-

 

Yyyyep, let's not think about our sole reason for existence. So! I'm a medic now, what are you doing with your Con-sponsored freedom besides probably going crazy on a ship that big?