shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I was won in a card game recently, so that was fun. Freedom's an illusion blah blah blah. At least I have a black out room on the TEAM? That thing's incredible. But yeah i don't exactly have much input in what I do in general and why should I. I'm gathering intel for the inevitable moment I need it, and otherwise I sit in my gremlin cave and hiss at intruders.
... Why a medic? Do they let people choose that kinda slag now?

 

-laughs- Well, ours is called the Beast for a reason. Biggest independant ship in the Three Galaxies. Though our actual crew is closer to 'exactly as much as we need to keep the ship going at optimal.' We're not a 200-man ship like some of the flagships. A lot of that space is cargo and docking and shit. 130 people when we're comfortably full? Closer to 200 when we're stacking people wall-to-wall. But only about 48 people on crew. I'm they're not all my mate exactly. But we function like we are?

He gets it.

 

None of Us Clowns are Pines Fam, but We belong to a different cult entirelY!

 

yall r cool cmon in

 

Good!

-Looks at it, confused, and carefully boops it-

-nods- I can´t imagine being alone, or just with one other person.

 

I was alone for a long time. I wasn't conscious for most of it but it sucked. I had a small crew on the Behemoth, but I'm never alone on the Beast.

Especially with me and Ki taking turns being the Beast.

 

:o)

 

-Fisshu Neko is now relaxing in the waterpark. It is livin' the dream.-

 

Do you feel a compulsion to eat yourself?

 

-Fisshu Neko relaxes to avoid thinking the contradictions and confusions that arise from its existence.-

 

sir please cease harassing our feline visitors

 

-experimentally licks. Does it taste like cat or fish?-

 

-Tanku Neko nods at TNFL, standing protectively in front of Fisshu Neko.-

 

-Tanku Neko takes the lick for Fisshu Neko. Tastes like stoicism and furball.-

 

... is that a pattern with me?

Sorry.

 

???

-confused sneeze-

-attempts to get around to lick Fisshu Neko. It is now a Challenge-

 

no i just dont like u

 

... fair.

 

-more Tanku Neko spawn around the purrimeter. the Fish Cat will not be licked.-

 

on the plus side i give it two days tops b4 i get bored of it