shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She was not expecting that and makes a straight-up horror movie noise while she mauls the arm. She's not really mad, and it's not real mauling. Like when a cat tries to disembowel your arm when you rub the belly-

 

... so it's complicated. Brain stuff. The type of thing where you are the one doing it the whole way through, yet you're not fully in control and you think it's stupid but keep doing it anyway. Glitches in your brain presiding over the less glitched parts.

 

I repeat: Stupid Bullshit Self-Destruction. Tickety boom.

 

... or people are just prone to that kind of behavior.

 

... yeah, I think I at least sorta get it now.

 

Of course. People are prone to self-damaging behavior. If they weren't I'd be out of a job.

And so would you by the looks of things.

 

oh no i never think its stupid when i do it

 

I guess. It would make my job much less important

 

I mean, yeah. I wasn't suggesting that he was possessed or a broken video game character or anything. Just that he and his brain aren't on the best terms, more like. In a relatively normal way.

How about after?

 

nah

 

Some people are just inherently broken inside!

 

yeah p much

 

and that's what all this gold is for!

*buckets of liquid gold appear around the orb*

 

Yep. Then nasty people come by to break them further. That's how you get people like myself. *SMILE*

 

drinking molten gold is an excellent idea for us Broken Fuckers thx for being so supportive mx orb

 

have you tried sealing the cracks with gold?

 

I seized control over a multi billion dollar company, what do you think?

 

Or me!

 

Or Wrench.

 

Yeah but I've had 200 more years to get messed up than you or him.