shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

quick grab ur self loathing n Skedaddle b4 the disgustingly supportive 'WAAAAAH YOURE A GOOD PERSOOOOOON' fuckers show up

 

S E A L Y O U R C R A C K S W I T H G O L D

 

FUCK YOU IM SEALING MY CRACKS WITH EVEN MORE CRACKS

SAND IS THE ULTIMATE GOAL

 

I'm sealing my cracks with candy and validation.

 

that works better than with more cracks

 

I am not as broken as he, I'm just trying to help

Ugh. Did you mean: reasons why I fired my last secretary

 

-she casually invades his personal space, growing in height on the approach to be... actually an inch taller than him, not counting horns-

Spoiler: mild body horror

If one were to look down they'd notice she didn't do this by normal rave magic, but by sprouting a bone high-heel.

-nose wrinkles in disgust once she's close though- Ugh, you smell like the other team. For all the damage done, how much did you voluntarily cauterize?

 

Didn't you have a screaming fit in here last time while insisting you were tooootally fine?

 

-meanwhile, the Tanku Nekos have regrouped around Fisshu Neko, their ranks bolstered with countless Neko Birudaa!-

-scaling is no longer possible with Neko's new arms.-

 

-they have won the battle but not the war! She turns around to find Norm and gently takes the end of his tail in her mouth to get his attention-

 

sand is quiet

sand is soft

sand cant be broken more its fuckinh indestructable

 

*wrinkles his nose right back*

What does that mean?

I AM FINE... *straightens his tie*

 

No you're not.

-She shrinks down to his size and walks in a circle around him.-

 

*moan* Whaaat is it?

 

*crosses his arms over his chest*

I am, I just have a very stressful job. I makes me irritable.

 

dunno what the fuck that is but i wanna be it

 

If you meant what does 'the other team' mean, take a look at the horns. Or should I sprout a tail too?

As for the other option: Your soul smells like a hospital ward. Sterile.

 

Fulgurite. Sand struck by lightning, turned to glass.

 

-lets go and tilts her head in the direction of the water park-