shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You know who you remind me of?

 

*softly* I don't think I'm allowed there. And yeah, I am a rebel, but... I think I've pissed off enough people enough times today, so... nah, not going to the place I'm banned from.

 

HA! Ha... I mean I have helped many people but I am still a monster, an apex predator. I killed every hacker, good or bad, in my way to carve a path towards me controlling Blume.

Jimmy Siska?

 

oh no u are most definitely allowed unless ur a part of the pines family

im more pissed at glasses mcdoucheface than you

 

Pellmell! I think you're angry!

 

-lets out a huff and rolls her eyes. Instead of shifting human she summons a plush of Fisshu Neko and gives it a dramatic lick-

 

Ah.

Yes I am, but I fail to see the problem

 

... wait, really?

And uh... whether I'm part of the Pines family, well... sorta. I'm considering joining their pride, at least, but that's not exactly the same.

You want to lick the fishcat, huh?

 

It's not! As long as you can always totally be sure to only stab the right people. Metaphorically.

 

save me the lion king bullshit r u a pines or not

 

-shudders-

-don't think about it, don't think about it.-

 

Hm, I can't promise that.

 

[pokes the fishcat, not realizing it is sentient]

 

... I'm really not sure, honestly. I mean, I'm not married to any and I'm not the adopted kid of any Pineses, but I am considering the pride thing.

 

So how do you deal with that?

 

just in case

Shoo

 

*offended cat look*

 

-laughs, unfriendly- If you don't think that sounds angelic remind me to tell you about my ex. The War isn't about good and evil. It's about what fits into the Plan and what doesn't.

It's about them cutting off everything that's fun about being alive so they can do the job- sound familiar?- while we wreck their shit, party with the mortals, and dance in the ashes.

I was almost an angel. I prefer the party. Pity she had to die for it.

 

Usually by consentually ah... relationship things

 

-excited bouncing, noofs his hand-