shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

the cat can stay bc the cat is a cat even if the cat is a pines

this does NOT APPLY to cats whose species is not spelled c-a-t

 

Well. I suppose that's a start.

 

-puts a paw under her nose, where a moustache would go if someone glued it to a cat-

 

FUCK

 

But I don't think the fishcat wants to be licked. Whether or not it wants to be licked is important, and if it doesn't want to be licked, you shouldn't lick it.

 

I suppose? I'm not going to argue that I had bad intentions, because I don't, but Blume is not... hm.

I am not good and I have plenty of fun.

 

-headtilt-

 

, you know? !

*sighs* Why am I trying to explain ethics to a panther?

 

...I'm an adult, you know. I get the idea.

 

Does that mean I have to be comfortable explaining? I mean, I could.

 

-Kyoshin Neko shakes his head in disapproval, arms crossed.-

-but to this, the floaty person receives a thunbs up-

 

-summons a sledgehammer. It's an obnoxious shade of bright purple. She twirls it like a baton and tosses it to him under-handed; it remains light until it's in his hands- I hope you remember how to use that.

 

-headtilts the other way. She understands , just not where it applies to licking. She's a cat! She licks people!-

 

No, but, how does that deal with the guilt?

-She looks genuinely confused.-

 

Fishcat don't want licks, so panther don't give licks. Giving licks when fishcat don't want licks is bad. It a violation of its bodily autonomy. Don't violate the fishcat's bodily autonomy. People go to jail for violating other people's bodily autonomy.

 

-licks his hand to demonstrate she licks whoever she damn well pleases because she's a cat and that's 1/5th how she communicates!-

 

That was okay 'cause I like licks. Fishcat doesn't like licks.

 

getting laid helps with every negative emotion, thats how. who needs a therapist when you can pay a hotter chick to unpack your absent mother issues, if you catch my drift.

 

-stands up on her hind legs , plants her front paws on his chest, and licks his forehead-

 

*laughs* I guess this is where trying to explain ethics to panthers gets people.