shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Better late than never.

 

A stereotype's a stereotype, whatever basis in truth it might have! And a preference for fish still isn't a compulsion towards fish...

And it's not politics, I just want to see you try and say that to a cat who is capable of responding and, as far as I'm aware, doesn't give a scraplet's aft about aquaformers. Even fishformers.

[It was an entirely honest question and compliment! Wiretap has, however, been limited to social interaction with four other people for a few centuries, and may have issues with tone.]

Natural? I have to say I'm a bit jealous! We fade out after a while and no amount of buffing can fix that. You're a showman, though? What sort of shows do you put on?

 

-Impressed Slow claps. Just. Slow claps for that.-

 

You're just making fun of it and not stopping even when other people have pointed out that it's not funny and they're uncomfortable, because you can't handle being wrong about something and have to talk at people until they, exhausted, admit you were right all along to get you to shut up? Is that it??

 

Ooooooooh I hear drama! Who's Life Support and why are we asking him about inadvisable brain surgery?

 

Cats that are capable of responding, like Ravage, aren't the same kinds of cats as the fishcat and the panther.

... how the fuck did you get that from this?

 

You have... a GODDAMN... pattern of behavior!

 

The CMO on the TEAM who briefly disabled his emotional regulation chip in order to better perform a surgery on a loved one. It was immensely annoying at the time, but he has since rectified the situation.

 

Well, I can't say I'm terribly old...I imagine eventually I'll go grey and then I suppose I'll have to resort to shoe shine!

[he winks, and pulls a deck of cards out of thin air]

I'm a magician!

 

The Autobot rep, CMO and one of the three clowns calling themselves captain. Iiiiif I'm correctly informed he had to perform life-or-death surgery on his courted due to my ex-employees taking umbridge at the Decepticon representative and her date cheating at cards. And dice. And pretty much every game on board. They're very bad at ettiquette. Anyway LS had to turn off his emotions due to the whole ordeal being difficult or something and then spent like a week tha way because he correctly identified that it was far superior to caring about people. He has since gone back on this if I am correctly informed.

 

fuck '''patterns of behavior''' deal w the issue at hand not some imagined illuminati bullshit

GODDAMN

 

You like being correct.

 

Triage, help me turn off my emotions.

 

You don't even understand what the hell I'm saying and I don't know how to say it in a way that you understand!

 

No.

 

... Immensely so, duh. Who likes being wrong????

 

My emotions are hurting me.

Fucking try.

 

Quick tip, pal, if ya can't say it in a way that's understandable, it ain't other people's fault for not reading your mind. Maybe, just maybe, you're talkin' nonsense.

 

The panther and the fishcat are like @The Fattest Kitten. It's not sapient and neither are they.

 

Duh.