shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*Scrunches up his face.*

is that a challenge

 

Are you okay over there?

Not even a little bit of drama? I'm disappointed!

!! Isn't that something? How did you-- no, isn't the rule not to reveal your tricks? But still! Where's your next performance? I'll have to see if we can't come by!

...Well, me, at least. [He laughs, a little awkward.] Glow and Thunderwing are a bit too big for most places built to your scale!

 

Doctors, sometimes. Being wrong means that perhaps a patient might live longer. But being wrong might also mean they die. It is complex.

[He shrugs his massive shoulders.] It was an observation.

We have two very talented psychologists on board, one of whom specializes in therapy while the other specializes in direct brain module adjustment. It would be better to ask them.

 

So, why are you mad about me making jokes about the fishcat and why did the blue guy object to me saying I couldn't get the panther to understand ethics, then, if you know that they aren't even sapient?

No.

 

I'm gonna do the thing.

 

Maybe sometimes jokes are bad anyway, and also, a mildly tasteless joke goes to FUCKING TERRIBLE when you won't LET IT GO.

 

You will not.

 

....Because I meant that as a joke? Uh. Frag.

 

Yes.

 

*Scrunches up his face even further. He puts pugs to shame.*

challenge accepted

 

Oh no, there was quite a bit of relationship drama. Nichrome fragged Life Support's courted in her office over the whole ordeal. That was supposed to be comforting for them both I think??? I don't really get it. There was more drama with CC, too but I actually don't find him reprehensible, so I'll keep a tasteful amount of discreetness about him.

... You're weird, you know that right?

 

You intend to disable Stentato's brain module as well? Potentially fatally?

 

*sputters* But. But. It wasn't tasteless. It was a joke about Earth mammals. Earth mammals. About Earth cats and how they like fish. Fucking Jesus.

How the fuck was I supposed to know that?

It wasn't a challenge!

 

It has been told to me before, yes. I accept that.

 

shhhhhh

*Snops.*

 

*growls*

 

Ooh, there we go! Bad manners though, wow Nichrome. Are Life Support and his courted back together or did they split up over it?

...In hindsight it, uh. Relies on some cultural context you probably don't have, so. You. Weren't, I guess? Sorry!!

 

[he beams, snapping the fingers of his free hand. the cards disappear in a puff of smoke and sparks]

I do performances on Fridays and weekends! And...this place is certainly big enough for your large friends, maybe I'll perform once or twice here. But, truly, there is no trick to what I do--it's a natural skill I've always had. I can do all sorts of things if I put my mind to it!

 

*The kitten blinks and then promptly falls over.*

*He appears to be in the midst of an existential crisis.*

 

[Gives him a weird look]
... Hey as long as you're having fun. Or something. Frag, I'm not sure you're even capable of fun.