shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

...no.

 

I think they are, yeah. To be fair there was an earlier orgy involving all captains and Jetski so... it probably wasn't cheating... technically? Slag if I know, I try to keep relationship junk as far away from me as possible.

 

*It dawns upon him that bestowing sapience onto random creatures is maybe not the best idea.*

 

Ooh! I really will have to get them to come watch! If that was just a taste of your ability, a full show is sure to be exciting!!

Fair enough! Thank you for indulging a gossipy old slagger, deep space is good for quiet time but awful for knowing what anyone not on my ship is doing.

 

I have fun. Hax is fun.

[He says this with a completely deadpan delivery. Is he being sarcastic?]

Then reconsider this course of action.

 

...give me attention!

 

I recommend investing in regular archive downloads from Cybertron. I hear now that they've got Iacon built up into a vaguely city shaped slagheap they've also got scrap like news shows and gossip columns again.
[He shrugs. He couldn't give less shits about Cybertron or Iacon, he's never even been there.]

 

... You're screwing with me. Are you screwing with me?
Hax isn't fun. It's... something, but not fun.

 

Yeah, that, and I'd heard you robots get genuinely fighty with organics before when we've said stuff that sounded like that Functionism thing you guys have despite not meaning it that way, so... I guessed that you had misunderstood and were actually mad. 'Cause that shit had happened before, multiple times, here.

 

[he is slurpin' up the praise like a sponge]

Oh, please do! I love having new audience members, it's always a blast.

 

Oh, please, official news? Lord Starscream might have been a competent commander but you can't tell me he's not twisting the arm of every broadcaster in the city.

 

There were better ways to ask than threatening self-mutilation.

Hax is fun. I like it. It makes sense and is very simple once the rules variant is established.

 

quick question u cant like, Revoke sentence right

 

That would require him being in control of the situation and uh. No offense but. From what I've seen? Nah.

 

I was being sorta serious!

 

"I refuse to be slag at this" is not the same as "This is fun".

Everytime this question was asked in the past major ethics violations followed soooooo....

 

goddamn

 

It is considered immoral.

And my suggestion in response was serious. If you are distressed, Cloudcrusher and Aurora are very capable and well trained. I can give you attention, but I will not do that.

It isn't?

[He is definitely fucking with you now.]

 

What can Aurora do? Force my brain to be less sad?

-She jumps up with her boosters to glom into his chest like a determined rock climber.-

 

Anti-beastformer prejudice and Functionist prejudice are related, vaguely, but... Wait, no, I can do the explanation without the history lesson. Uh.

The question about what you were saying about the catfish was legit, "do you ever just feel compelled to autocannibalism" is a weirdaft question and that's about the time I'd start telling my crew to go recharge 'cause their brains are scrambled.

The thing with the panther was... okay, kind of rude, but a lot of anti-beastformer stuff runs along the lines of "they're too dumb to understand anything but their predatory impulses," and Ravage is a high-ranking Intelligence officer who doesn't really do the patience thing very well... and happens to turn into a black cat. So there's a kind of injoke among Intelligence that if you don't want to ship out, you can go call him a dumb beast and he'll kill you before the Bots ever get a chance.

I'll have to keep an audial out for when you perform here, then!

No, you really can't.