shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

... what?

 

-lets go, huffs, and stalks off-

-new best friend. She flops down on Clover's feet-

 

I can't believe you called her nonsapient! She lives with us, Norm.

-Clover pets Senka.-

 

*SNICKER.*

 

But, but... I've never met her! I've seen the panther roaming around, yeah, but I assumed she was just like the thylacines.

... wait a minute, are the thylacines sapient too?

 

-rolls for belly rubs and doesn't do the 'eviscerate the arm!' thing-

-Clover is so getting a thylacine next-

 

Kinda! Oh my god, Norm, we all come from like 15 different dimensional sheafs and are living on an alien planet and you assumed we just kept a leopard around for giggles? You never bothered to ask anyone at all? How self-centered are you?

 

-She belly rubs.-

 

Kinda? What the hell do you mean by that?

You guys keep thylacines around for giggles!

 

For pets, and to save the species. Also the thylacines are pretty clearly pets? Like it's clear who they're with? Senka is just with Senka because she's not a pet. Haven't you lived there for like a month?

 

-the noise she's making is totally a laugh. It's a cat laugh, but definitely a laugh-

 

He's kind of a dope, huh Senka?

-She winks.-

 

Yeah, I have, but Clover, Clover, there are about fifty people living there! Fifty!

 

Sorry you're too rude to ask Ford for a guide I guess.

 

i have no stake in this and by extension of the Pines Family Grudge hate all of u so this is fuckin hilarious jsyk

 

-winks back. She is not being subtle at ALL-

 

... I can ask Ford for a guide? That's a thing I can do?

... wow.

 

Probably. You're allowed to ask for things.

 

... yeah, but like... does Ford even have one made? And what about people's privacy and stuff?

And sorry, Senka. If I knew what you were, I wouldn't have said that.

 

You're totally fucking allowed to ask who is not a pet, Norm, and like, names.