Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

g´night! Also, purble.

 

That is the obvious result, yes. :::PPP

 

Every action has consequences. I've found that in DA2 and life, the person who can best judge the consequences of their actions will be the most successful.

;P

 

Such as how the consequence of pulling all the spiders towards you is "spiders"?

 

Yes, yes, I would be a dreadful Mistborn.

>Should I pray too?





@resident chemist wtf makes this color flame




oh no

(there she goes, flying through the air gracefully)


i HATE REVENANTS





#you hate revenants you hate revenants you hate revenants

 

Okay, we're gonna beat this thing by cheating applying strategy.

All y'all idiots stay HERE.

I'm gonna go grab ONE revenant...

(I'm having some weird camera control issues, which is annoying but does lead to accidentally getting cool angles like this. Anyway.)

... And bring ONE guy back.

Then we kick his ass.

Then I go get another one!


(Then I get an accidental but rad angle on the lyrium-ghosting BF)

.. Then we kick HIS ass.

Spoiler: Codex - The Celebrant

The Grand Tourney is the oldest, and perhaps only, tradition of the Free Marches. On those rare, one-in-a-thousand days when a Contest of Arms may be called, every Marcher unites in fellowship to witness the birth of a new champion.

Contestants come from all over Thedas. Minrathous alone always sends no fewer than two dozen entrants hoping to claim the honor for the Imperium. Once, the champion was an Avvar mountain man. Twice in a row, it was Talisa of Sundarin, a lady knight from the Anderfels—which scandalized the crowd, created endless drama amongst the participants, and therefore got her declared the "Most-Loved Champion in the History of the Tourney".

Each champion is presented a crown of sage leaves and a sword. The leaves wither, of course, as a reminder that all victories are fleeting, but the blade, Celebrant, endures and has passed from champion to champion since the first, inscribed with the names of each victor, a reminder that legend is eternal.

—From In Pursuit of Knowledge: The Travels of a Chantry Scholar, by Brother Genitivi

(How the fuck did this get here??)

Anyway NOW we can charge in like idiots.

Hell yeah. (victory dance)

 

"Mistborn, but spiders instead of metal" would result in a very different series.

 

I mean I'd still read it. It might be crueler for the sliders though.

 

Vin throws a spider to the ground and Pushes herself into the air --

EUGH WAIT NO THIS MEANS SHE HAS TO EAT THEM

 

Or the spiders could combust.

 

Where are all these freaking dragons coming from?

And why are they carrying valuable rings?

Spoiler: Codex - Sundermount

Kirkwall is guarded by mountains to it north, the tallest of which is Sundermount. The mountain has a fearsome reputation. Legend says it was the site of the final battle between the Tevinter Imperium of old and the ancient empire of elves that perished with Arlathan. Both sides unleashed horrors into the waking world, and Fade creatures prowl the heights to this very day, unaware that the war for which they were summoned is long since over.

There is a tale in the Free Marches that Blessed Andraste, upon reaching Kirkwall with her armies, sojourned up the slopes of Sundermount alone. She stayed there three days. When she returned, she wept as if her heart were broken.

I stayed two months in Kirkwall, and despite my best efforts, I never found a guide willing to take me up the mountain.

—From In Pursuit of Knowledge: The Travels of a Chantry Scholar, by Brother Genitivi

Well, that's not an ominous name.

 

I'm pretty sure you can set spiders on fire already.

 

WHO keeps letting the set designers put these skull bookshelf things everywhere, they make no sense and are very distracting

Spoiler: Codex - Felandaris

The name felandaris is elven, meaning "demon weed," which is fitting for this rare plant because it grows only in places where the Veil is thin.

Felandaris is easily identified. It's a twisted, wicked-looking shrub with long, thorny shoots, and no leaves: a skeletal hand, reaching out from an unmarked grave. Many swear the plant radiates a palpable aura of malevolence, so it comes as no surprise that it unnerves many a junior herbalist.

—An excerpt from The Botanical Compendium by Ines Arancia, botanist

Well, no way around it.




(scare chord)


>Investigate
>What was the demon here for?





I assume this is meant to be a Fenris line?? But he's standing way over on Hawke's left for some reason. I think Varric is looking at him.
.. After reading BTSW Fenris saying "our people" w.r.t. the elves feels like lazy characterization, even though this is Literally Canon. :P

>Investigate
>Could it escape?




(path icons)
>_?

 

And it's not like Kirkwall is absolutely crawling with blood mages and abominations oh wait.

 

>we have to find it

 

BTW, I suggest that veteran players refrain from commenting on the next bits of Plot that are about to happen because I really wanna know what will happen in the Plot if it's left up to people that never played DAII

 

Oh no.

 

>We have to find it.

 

dragon age 2

 

And how the hell did you beat us up here?







>_?