shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

It confuses me.

 

*WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN HIM FOR AN ENTIRE THREE MINUTES.*

 

Confusion is a problem now? What has the rest of the universe been up to?

 

It- I was just explaining why I am uncomfortable with the term, I wasn't saying it's bad! I'm sorry!!

 

-pads up, silently demands pets. This is a young version of Soundy and still pretty smol-

But Caer and carrier aren´t the same word are they?

 

[through clenched teeth]

What do you want?

 

Where did I say I wanted anything?

 

It's quite alright! I was just confused. It does happen from time to time, especially when I'm out of my own!

 

I'll continue on with my business, then? Since clearly you don't want anyone's attention or anything. My mistake!

 

[She carefully sinks through her knees to pet Soundy, lowest pair of eyes crinkled up with a smile.] Hello, little brother. I hope you're faring well?

 

Some woodfolk can't use magic, but they have it. It lets them survive in the Woods.

-she looks briefly uncomfortable with the question, but it fades- Born. It's a hard, dangerous path to learn witchery from nothing. -it's also a dangerous path to grow up a witch, but she's not touching on that-

-the raven has fallen asleep on Mistoffelees's head-

 

The Rum Tum Tugger neither wants not needs anything from anyone, human or jellicle.

 

Oh. Where I'm from, magic is a gift. I'd hardly considered it would be different elsewhere. I'm sorry, I think I may have assumed too much!

[do you...do you pet ravens? he's never been around one this long without eating it. he cautiously reaches up and pets it]

Good! I'm busy.

[he turns away again]

 

-PURR- I am, and you? I found a strange organic catformer! -points at Misto- He says heßs from a place like here called the Junkyard. Did you know there were more places like here?

 

Outside of the Woods it is, but without it they are malevolent, dark and deep. One needs either magic or a powerful friend.

-the raven wakes up, but approves of pettings and so forgives him. Rayi stifles a giggle-

 

*The struggle! His tail twitches in irritation.*

 

I see! The Junkyard is a tad more mundane in that regard, I think. We merely make our homes there, away from human eyes.

[more pets. it looks really silly.]

 

There may be less dangerous places where I come from more akin to your Junkyard but I've never-

-the raven decides now's a good time to try and steal a cufflink, while his guard is down!-

 

Augh! No!

[swat! he does not have cufflinks as he is a very nakey cat, but he does have sparkles a raven might mistake for one. he does a graceless leap through the air, still swatting, and is puffed up all over when he lands]

No. Bad raven. If you were any more mundane you'd be in my belly and you'd do well to remember that!

 

*He takes this opportunity to start chittering again.*