shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

i thought u meant the turkey category for a second and i was slightly concerned

 

Well. That too.

 

DONT EAT CHILDREN

 

No, but that's a horrible thought. TURKEY CHILDREN.
!_!
o_O
o_o

 

-laughs. Her teeth are very sharp!-

 

Ford frowns. "I don't think I'm evil. Sometimes it's to my advantage if other people think that I am, though."

"I was not initially impressed with you, because generally when people of the male persuasion make comments about wanting to watch two women have sex in the actual presence of the women in question, they're assholes." Ford sighs. "But I've never regretted making friends--or otherwise--with anyone Lissa specifically decided she wanted to fuck, as opposed to just being in the right place at the right time at the right party."

 

I ORDER YOU TO STOP GETTING OFF ON EVERYTHING I SAY, BUT THE ENDEAVOR IS FUTILE. ALL EITHER OF US GET IS EXASPERATION AND BLUE SPUNK-CRUSTED DISAPPOINTMENT

I'M KINKSHAMING

 

Red Bulbous Plant Food Stuff Said With Two Equally Infuriating Dumbshit Pronounciations.

 

Good!

 

which party, precisely.

 

can you stop being a slut for five minutes. five fucking minutes is all i ask.

at least go somewhere else to do it.

 

SHUT

Well, before you get your hopes up TOO high, let's establish that I'm still absolutely an asshole.
>_>

WITH THAT IN MIND there's been some things said about INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL with possibly MECHANICAL AID. Some things that sound like the coolest??? Shit??? WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, GOOD SIR?

Spoiler: gif

There were doubles everywhere, it was great. You should come next time!
^_~

HEY CRONUS WANNA COME SLUT IT UP SOME MORE

 

Somewhere, somewhen. I'll find Vector first and we can track him down.

Hm. I'll take your word for it, dimensional mechanics aren't my specialty. She probably also heard "non-predatory species are only debatably considered sapient," and given the stratification and depersonalization that seems endemic to our species and cultures...

 

-A part of @Onyx Prime is moving interestingly and must be pounced on-

 

"They're usually held in dimensions you don't travel in." Lissa frowns. "That may not initially have been intentional but I think it is now."

 

...i take it this was before you grew the fake mustache

*offers pets*

 

this WAS my somewhere else until YOU showed up. thanks for ruining my life, AGAIN.

yes, definitely, absolutely. right now.

 

"If you really want him not to get off on what you are saying, you'll need to be less forceful. I'm pretty sure that's what he likes."