shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

D --> I am not at all pleased myself with the rate at which I am perspiring at this point in time
D --> I am not deriving any manner of pleasure from this predicament
D --> I refuse to entertain such vulgar thoughts
D --> Cease this foul-mouthed display at once

 

Hey! Fuck your dad!
^_^
[He drags him off to a fade to black or whatever. Rave magic.]

 

i am very convinced

 

[Beaming so broadly all six eyes scrunch up, she twitches her wingtip out of the way and wiggles it enticingly. Maybe this time, it will be catchable!]

 

fuckin good

(my face itches)

 

*stifled giggling*

 

-pout. tiny growl at the wingtip, POUNCE! as hard as he can-

 

(SHUT)

*He now has a sharpie mustache beneath the nice fuzzy one.*

 

Well, now isn't that uncharacteristically violent of you!

 

can u blame em its tails mcFuckface who..........uh...................

yo @Norm the Genie why did i have a grudge against u again

 

*giggling intensifies*

*the giggling stops, replaced by angry pouting*
...never said i would blast him in the face...just that it would be preferable to kissing him
...very preferable...

 

Lissa sighs. "I don't want to fuck him, sorry, please do not invite him to a party where I plan to play. He didn't even hit on me properly, he just asked where our parties are. You didn't assume I'd say yes. Sometimes I do fuck at parties just because I want to, but I only let myself get into that state of mind at parties where everyone present has been vouched for by people we both trust. But you have fun!"

She sighs. There are too many people in the world who just want to fuck The Catgirl, and she is not that catgirl. She is not submissive or hesitant or moe or compliant. She doesn't expect everyone to fall in love with her (that would be really annoying) but she wants to have sex with people who recognise that she is a person with wants and needs and preferences, who expects the effort and the pleasure to be mutual.

 

... something about a waterpark, I think.

And Juice, don't worry. I'm not gonna make any kissing happen.

 

AH YES

the infected waterpark

thanks i can go back 2 hating u again

 

...who said you'd ever get the chance to?..
*juice blows a raspberry at him. how very mature*

 

[She makes a tiny surprise noise and lets her wing be caught, mock-struggling.]

Something about sudden human orgy?

 

*He feels vaguely offended for a reason he can't quite pinpoint.*

 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S LIKE TELLING ME TO START BEING CERULEAN. HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT GETTING NASTY MID -CONVERSATION, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE DOES THIS WHEN THEY TALK TO ME. I AM LITERALLY ALWAYS SPEWING VULGARITIES LIKE AN ENRAGED GEYSER, SO AT THE VERY LEAST THEY'RE BETTER AT HIDING IT.

HMMM... MUCH LIKE A FEATHERBEAST OF PARADISE, I WILL INCREASE THE DISPLAY. YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR HOW LONG EXACTLY, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR POWER PLAY FETISH SAFELY IN THE DUNGEON? DURING, WELL, NOT *POLITE* CONVERSATION BECAUSE LET'S BE REAL IT'S ME, BUT STILL

 

*blows a raspberry back*

Okay. Do that.