shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

have u considered that maybe the smell is coming from u

 

-is seating himself down and gets himself a cup of tea. the sole jedi council approved delight he is really allowed any passion in. this exchange confuses him for a bit but then he remembers. tori laughs about this mess-

No, no, the smell is definitely not coming from him.

 

i dont smell Shit so its gotta be

he who smelt it dealt it and all that

 

IT ONLY SHOWS UP, AND EMANATES FROM, THAT TERROR OVER THERE.

AND UNLESS I SOMEHOW HAVE MAGIC BO ONLY THE CHOSEN FEW CAN SENSE, I SINCERELY FUCKING DOUBT IT

CONSIDER ME RELIEVED TO KNOW THAT NEITHER DO I STINK NOR AM I SUDDENLY DISPLAYING THE WORST POWERS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND

 

He is a bit rank isn't he? Jorin that is.

-he indicates the strill which has curled up and awkwardly plopped his face in tori's lap-

The only reason I'm not as revolted as you is I've been forced to deal with him. His smell never bothered my sister though. It was like it was never there for her. For me and our father though?

Certainly.

 

where is my brother sans tell me and i wont kill you

 

That's quite the sudden threat there. I can't tell you where he is, regardless. I don't know, nor do I know him.

 

under

 

i grab u and punch u in the face then i throw u into the air and i jump after you and kick u in the tummy then i put you in a special hold and slam u against a tree and then i charge up my special attack and hit u with it in the face where is under

i turn your soul blue then hit you with bones and make you spaghetti and reduce your hp to one and put you in the shed and take you on a date and then use my gaster blasters where is my brother sans

 

DO YOU KNOW *WHY* THE SMELL IS APPARENTLY SO SELECTIVE, OR IS IT A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES, LEFT TO TORMENT HISTORIANS FOR ETERNITY

"I THINK IT WAS A SEX THING" SAYS HISTORIAN ONE, HOLDING ALOFT THE HOLY BUTTPLUG OF SUPREME STENCH

"HOW DARE YOU IMPLY OUR ANCESTORS TOUCHED FORBIDDEN BITS" SAYS HISTORIAN TWO, CONVENIENTLY FORGETTING THE PURPOSE OF REPRODUCTION

 

Must we really resort to violence and...forced dating? That's a bit odd, but then I've been drugged by a Hutt before. A vicious one, but there's precedent for this happening to me either way.

 

dont yuo mean

under where​

 

-popcorn.gif-

 

-is grinning. aren't you quite the foul one here-

Now that I can answer. Strills have a foul smell that's only noticed by males of humanoid species. Why that is, I've never known nor I think did my father. It was the one question my sister had ever asked him that he couldn't answer. Refused to do so too.

Apologies about it either way. Would you like a cup of tea?

 

but did u like my spaghetti

and where is my brother sans

i drop u in hotland's lava and in a waterfall waterfall and then hit u with a snowdin snowball and ruin u in the ruins

where is under where

 

I've never had your "spaghetti"? I also still don't know a Sans, nor where he might be.

...that is a dedication to horrible puns.

 

WELL, THEN. THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS I'D EXPECT, I GUESS!

DOES IT HAVE INADVISABLE AMOUNTS OF CAFFEINE AND OR REASONABLE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL?

 

but i made u my spaghetti

i stuff my spaghetti in ur mouth and take you on another date and make more spaghetti where is my brother sans

just like my brother sans

 

"Excuse me, I am not a male. I'm a girl in my head and I have also given birth to a child, whom I nursed." Lissa sighs. "And I can smell it. It's awful. I say this as someone who loves some smells most humans find rank. But I'm a feline humanoid?"

 

It can. -hands him a bottle of Irish cream-