shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

What kind of tea?

 

now ur music is orange u will die if u move while it is on and ur soul will be taken to asgore and the barrier will break and the monsters will be free where is my brother sans

 

in you're blue asshole

 

my asshole is orange

where is my brother sans

 

A sort of Coruscantii blend I've grown accustomed to through the years. It becomes dreadful if you burn the leaves. I luckily have not, so it has a mellower bitterness to it.

Fascinating, I'm sure.

 

Is it at all poison to humans?

 

i do lots more bone attacks and sock you in the jaw where is fascinating i'm sure

 

in you're blue asshole

im telling you its like fuckigning portal up in this shit

 

If it was I'd be dead several times over by now!

 

I'd like some!

-She plops down next to him.-

 

[narrows eyes at the handkerchief, eventually taking it and sniffing it cautiously]

WELL, I CAN'T SPECULATE VERY ACCURATELY UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHO I'M SPECULATING ABOUT, BUT MAYBE HE'S BURNING HIS BRIDGES FOR WHATEVER REASON AND IS TRYING TO DO THAT DELIBERATELY

OR MAYBE HE IS LIKE ME AND GETS HEMERRHOIDS WHEN PEOPLE LIKE HIM, AND MUST CONVINCE YOU OF HIS TERRIBLENESS BEFORE HE CAN AT LAST REST. OR MAYBE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS AS WELL AS YOU THINK HE DOES?

OR MAYBE HE'S JUST A MORON.

 

Here we are...

-pours her a cup and hands it to her. it is a plain thing, with no handle-

How've you been lately?

 

bones are in ur asshole and i call you on the phone and i talk to flowey and i become jog boy what is fuckigning portal up in this shit

 

-She sips.-

Ehn. I'm making friends I guess.

 

CAREFUL IS FOR FUTURE ME TO WORRY ABOUT, AND TO INEVITABLY BLAME ON THE ANTICS OF CURRENT-SOON TO BE PAST ME

[he does not go for another drink, though. moderation or fear of embarrassing himself? oh no wait it's definitely the second one]

 

Not the most encouraging thing to hear. Unless, I'm mistaking things again. Which I well could be.

That is...one way of looking at it, I suppose. Granted, I'm hardly one to talk. You'd be amazed at how far one man can go with just caf in his system.

 

It's better than not making friends for sure.

 

Or avoiding a fall into a Sarlaac pit.

 

I'VE GONE TWO WEEKS WITHOUT SLEEPING BEFORE, I AM WELL AWARE OF WHAT SOME STIMULANTS AND A LITTLE DETERMINATION CAN DO

 

My blood may be 68% steroids by volume but caffeine remains the nectar of the gods. -they sip from a mug. It's... just as bad as littler!Static's coffee choices. They get whipped cream on their nose, too-