shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-smiles sadly-

Not the funnest experience. Beats nightmares, though.

 

Until the hallucinations start, at least.

 

What's that?

 

[jazz hands]

I DID IT BECAUSE WE WERE IN A VERY DEADLY TIME CRUNCH AND PEOPLE NEEDED CONSTANT HANDHOLDING. OF COURSE, DIDN'T STOP ME FROM FUCKING IT ALL UP REGARDLESS, BUT AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE

 

"...wait. You mean like in Star Wars?"

 

-Drops onto a bit of her and curls up, wrapping a currently ridiculously oversized tail around himself, and falls asleep.-

 

Lissa explodes into gigglesnorts. "Jizz is not music! That's jazz!"

 

Different cultures have different genres.

-She rolls her eyes.-

 

Worse when you can't tell them from reality or actual visions.

A very large desert living predator. They burrow beneath the sands and wait for unsuspecting prey to walk over them. At which point they grab at said prey with tentacles. They're unpleasant, to say the very least.

Ah, now that makes sense. Unpleasant sounding, but it certainly makes sense.

Well, it's certainly been used in wars in the stars. As have lightsabers. There thankfully hasn't been a war we've been involved in since the last conflict with Mando'yaim.

Jizz is music, though. So is jazz. They're very similar genres and I'm not sure why we need both names. I'm not a musician though, so perhaps there's something to the distinction.

 

Yeah, that's pretty balls. That's when I put the PG Tips down and get some actual sleep 'cause I'm fucked either way. At least I'm harder to mess with when I'm asleep.

 

-inhales sharply and then exhales. she's right really but does he hate his dreams. he takes a sip of tea to calm himself-

Unfortunate, that. If I ever figure out the secret to avoiding it, you'll be the first to know.

Also PG Tips?

 

Ford thinks about this. "Self-sabotage. Have you considered that maybe the problem is differing definitions of 'good'? There are some religious, philosophical and ethical systems in which you just literally cannot win. Speaking of which, if you keep going through partners, have you considered being poly? Monogamy isn't for everyone. If I could only have sex with one person for the rest of my life, I would want it to be Lissa, but variety is fun. And I don't own her...though she may own me."

"Hmm. Option 2 seems likely," says Ford. "Thank you both for your thoughts."

 

Very strong tea. The tea plant holds all of the caffeine in the very tips of the leaves. PG Tips takes just those tips with a little extra leaf for flavor. I've been able to shake off sedatives with a cup of it.

 

"Tea."

Lissa waves to Clover. "Hello, Clover. Thank you for talking sense to me when I was stuck in the portal and out of my head and my old programming was trying to resurface. You really helped!"

 

buddy one of the reasons the second one didnt work out was BECAUSE they were poly

trust me i know what im about

anyways im going w the 'consistently treats ppl like Shit' definition which works p well

 

Ahh. A very sensible name, I've got to say. It tastes decently I hope.

 

I just gave you food.

 

If you don't oversteep.

 

-grimaces at the thought-

Almost as bad as burning leaves. Yet not as bad as forgetting you even had a drink. Lukewarm tea is a special torture, rivaled only by lukewarm caf.