shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"Somebody made a cartoon and set it in the town where I live. I can see how the characters are loosely based on people I know, but Lissa and I aren't even in it." Ford shrugs. "Although the character who acts like my brother has my name...but he's a buffoon! Stan's actually not someone you want to mess around with at all."

"I'm sure you know what you're about. If you consistently treat people like shit, though, you should stop. I'm sure you've heard this before, but it's not an effective strategy on a long-term basis whether or not you like people. I don't like most people--I like my family, my lodge and my lovers--but stupid people never realise they're stupid. Treating them like shit makes them resent you."

Spoiler: OOC

((Stanford Pines--the real one--doesn't appear till the last half of the last season.))

 

easier said than done my dude

 

"And talked to me about how silly my programming was and it was okay to be in love and to like feeling things and eating and hunting and making love and being a mother." Lissa smiles. "Don't underestimate yourself. I was on the edge of the howling void and you, along with my daughter and niece and nephew, held out your hands so I could hold on until Ford figured out what had actually happened--and he was very depressed then, you know. You're a good person, and kinder than you think."

"Pour it over ice with cream and spices. Humans like sugar with it. And sometimes lemon or mint."

 

-She shrugs.-

I'm glad your head's on straight now. You were stuck in a portal? All in-betweeny?

 

the entire joke was u were applying the fictional version of The Thing 2 the real people

well

yknow i aint gonna get into that i already tortured that fourth wall entirely 2 much

 

Ford sighs heavily, and grins. "I know. But you have to deal with people to get what you want in life. You can be a loner, and often that's easier--you don't have to be Shiny Sunshine who loves working in groups. You just have to keep them happy enough not to actively try to block every move that you make."

 

i LIKE people i dont WANT 2 be a loner

i just end up treating em like shit anyways its the natural order of things probably

 

Lissa nods. "Will and my sister did it."

 

"What do you do to them?" Ford raises an eyebrow.

 

We'd stick sugar and mint in anything we could safely consume, really. And many things we can't. More of a person for most teas by themselves myself. Master Knorth says that's preferable, but it's a habit of my own.

 

being Really Really Nasty in fights n refusing 2 forgive ppl ever

also gossiping

lots of gossiping

 

Why?

 

"Why do you do those things?"

"I, also, owe you my thanks."

 

I Gotta

 

"My sister, because she feels I betrayed the Beijada. And Will...that's a difficult thing to explain. Part of it is that he wants to change the world in ways that aren't good for people. Part of it is because he resents it that Ford fell in love with me." Lissa sighs. "And there is a lot about Will that I don't understand."

 

Ford smiles. "Why do you 'gotta'?" He sighs. "Your grammar is terrible," he says, but he smiles. "Nobody's holding a gun to your head. What is it about these impulses that you can't resist?"

 

fuck u my grammars the GotDamn best for the situations i use it in

fuckin dialect evolution or some linguistic bullshit

nyways if i dont let it out in short nasty bursts it comes out in bigger nastier bursts just spread apart

 

hey is this scrub insulting ur grammar

u speak good

 

i speak the mf Best n dont any of yall forget it

 

ya its tru

i bet this guy doesnt even lift