shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Hello!
[She is just about to ask who this is when she notices how light her back is and her optic band blanches]
Er-... Has anyone seen a sword, about yea tall...?

 

Oh, it's fine! Er!

-She touches her empty chest.-

This is a dream-space, and I don't believe you can directly carry other people in with you. My Index never comes in like that, even when we fall asleep like normal. Am I correct that the sword is a swordformer?

 

Yes! I'm- I'm sorry, I get nervous when he's gone, Fidelis has difficulty communicating on his own-
Rage and the twins too-
[She fiddles with her cape briefly]
I am very sorry for this unseemly behavior. Armory of Alyon, Knight of Cybertron. With whom do I have the honor to speak?

 

-She bows.-

Archive of Caminus, Hearthkeeper. Would you like assistance in finding your... bondmates?

 

A pleasure! And- Well, it is a bond of sorts I suppose? It is hard to describe the kind of mental link we have. It is a bit like we are all extensions of eachother.
If-if what you say is true they are probably alright and just... may not have fallen into recharge yet? Today was exciting, in many ways and Bang and Pow are sometimes a bit too exciteable to sleep immediately...

 

It sounds like carriers and cassettes. Are you familiar with those alt-modes? It is likely if trouble happens one of them will wake you up, so I don't think anything bad will happen...

 

Yes I am familiar and it is an assessment I am familiar with. Only I've never had a functioning transformation cog due to a forged malfunction and I seem incapable to bond with the traditional cassettes? My symbionts are all weaponformers.

 

I'm glad you're still able to make symbiotic bonds! Glad for them, too.

-She smiles, slightly unsure.-

 

I would be very lonely without them. I'm sure they'd e more than miserable without me too, given uh- Well it's not my place to say without them here! Suffice to say I am a bit of an adventurer and some of the "abandoned ancient ruins" aren't necessarily all that empty of cybertronian life!

 

Oh, I used to do that kind of thing, too! Going into abandoned areas on Caminus to search for lost information. Of course, physical resources had often been entirely stripped before then, which made things more dangerous due to risk of collapse. Why, my first date with Index, I almost-

Er. Died.

 

[She tries to suppress a laugh and fails]
First dates have a way of involving life-or-death-situations with a concerning reliability I find.

 

Yes, I'm afraid I came off significantly less charming than planned! Lucky me, that she married me anyway.

-She laughs.-

 

Lucky you indeed I am sure. And lucky her. Congratulations, however belated it may be.
... If I married mine it would be quite the exercise to figure out after which tradition we were going to marry.

 

It sounds like you've got quite a few, too?

 

In so far as four is many. Fidelis and Rage are rather ancient, and I am not quite sure if they have opinions on marriage ceremonies and traditions... Bang and Pow are incredibly young and were never integrated with society a all so if they have an opinion I am sure it is not going to be traditional at all.
[She sounds incredibly fond]

 

I'm sure they're wonderful! And it's quite fortunate you found them. It's very hard, being alone.

 

It very much is. That was the hardest part of-... well of leaving.

 

I presume you left Cybertron. How long ago?

-She gestures for Armory to sit on one of a few chairs she thinks up, sitting on one herself.-

 

Ah, I left Cybertron at, well, th sart of that dreadful war. No I was referring to when I left the Circle.

 

The Circle?

-Her optics offline and online behind her visor.-